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Must remain in seats for entirety of film
You WILL enjoy the Melania slop, you WILL comply citizen
this is the only time it's OK to be on your phone at the theater
Gonna bring the steamdeck
Getting paid $50 to play disco Elysium sounds nice... Didn't say no noise cancelling headphones. I can sit for a few hours
I hear there is an after-credits scene where Barbara Bush shows up to Melania's fashion show.
Hell yeah wag the dog 2!
Everyone dont forget to bring your pre-shit pants so you don't have to do it at the theatre
Already took off my huggies, ready to drop a load in my chinos.
Oh cool it's time for "record breaking ticket sales" and empty theaters again
Matt talked about it on the podcast I think, but this is like another example of the right wanting to win the culture war. They won politics, but they're deeply hated by a lot of the country, so they have to make up shit that actually everyone loves them. It's why Trump only cares about people liking him when he makes decisions.
The "donors buying politician's new book" of movies.
Dare I take the time to get fifty dollars?
It's a schlep, but fifty bucks is fifty bucks
You can get more in less time donating plasma and I’m certain that’s healthier for you then the psychic damage you’d get from this lol
Needles are scary
are they going to actually pay out the fifty?
That is about 1000 dicks I didn't have to suck for $50, great deal!!!
Everything with these mfers is really :projection: huh
“They bussed people in to vote, crisis actors, paid demonstrators, bla bla”
Wtf where did you find this offer I want in
The true anon sub on reddit lol
i hear there will be tasteful nudity, not in the film per se...
Probably fake, sadly. At least that's what the r/trueanon people are saying. Seems to be only a boston Craigslist ad too.
noooo I want it to be real so bad!