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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

This is what pisses me off about capitalism.

If they want to make new scam tech data stealing planned obsolescence trash, fine, and idiots can buy that shit. But then they have the audacity to FORCE us all into it by outright destroying anything else.

Best example, cars. You cannot buy a good car anymore. They are rolling malware that is unfixable by the user and planned to fail. Not to mention, controlled fully by the government/billionaires.

Thats why ill be keeping all my old cars and repairing them, probably forever, since there will never be a good new car again.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But then they have the audacity to FORCE us all into it by outright destroying anything else

That's because there's no competition. Capitalism requires competition. Adam Smith thought it was the job of the state to step in and ensure that monopolies were broken up so that capitalism could work.

You cannot buy a good car anymore

There are only 2 US car manufacturers, 3 if you want to count Tesla.

rolling malware that is unfixable by the user

Because they're weaponizing section 1201 of the DMCA to prevent people from competing with them.

What you hate isn't capitalism, it's that you can't even get capitalism because the government refuses to regulate businesses. For capitalism to work, the state has to ensure that there's healthy competition in the marketplace. But, when there's competition a rich person who owns capital might lose. So, a rich person much prefers feudalism or a corporatocracy to capitalism.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So really its corporatism we should hate and not capitalism?

There are TONS of people who would go buy a non-computerized car in a SECOND. I have money, I am one of them. But they refuse to give us a product ? Its baffling!

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's not baffling when you realize that there are only 2 remaining car manufacturers in the US, and fewer than 20 worldwide.

Look at the number of car companies established just in 1900:

  • Auburn: 1900 to 1937
  • California Automobile Company: 1900 to 1902
  • Massachusetts Steam Wagon Company: 1900 to 1901
  • Dodge: 1900 to 1928
  • Friedman Automobile Company: 1900 to 1903
  • ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Vehicle_manufacturing_companies_established_in_1900

When there are only 2 manufacturers in a space, it's no surprise if they ignore certain consumers. If there were a hundred different manufacturers like there were in the early 1900s, then there would almost certainly be someone offering something closer to what you want.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If capitalism will always naturally morph into this late stage that seems similar to feudalism, then that’s part of capitalism.

It’s like saying you like playing monopoly but then after all the properties are bought out you turn around and say it’s no longer monopoly.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I sold my 2015 but I kept my 2004. That things fully manual and just keeps going. It's growing things inside and out from being street parked but there's no computers, no fobs, no screens.

I'll invest thousands keeping that thing going until I can bridge the gap to EV. It still gets 35-45 MPG which is better than what's out there anyway, even most hybrids

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If only they made an all analog EV. Id get one so fast. No GPS, no screens.

Its SO EASY to do. They just refuse.

Guess I can always build my own.

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

all your shits will be uploaded to the cloud btw

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

And then... shit precipitation. Correct?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

dont look up

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The AI toilet will not flush if you do not use the "authorized" brand toilet paper.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You didn't eat the RIFD bran pellets so now your pipes won't take your shit either. Plus you can't even unzip your pants because you didn't pay for the subscription on your smart zipper. Shitting your pants isn't an option either because your underpants have sensors that alert betterhelp.com if you soil yourself. And because you went for the basic plan for your underpants the signal is instantly relayed to the local police department as an emergency call.

So now when you have to go you just do a handstand in the corner of your room and hope for the best.

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

You know, a few decades ago I've heard people joke about physical media only becoming download codes in the box or cars requiring software updates to drive, so you better believe this is exactly where we're headed.

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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And pay a $15 subscription for the poop cloud service.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I just pay a guy in India to shit for me.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta upload that pucker scan for sample ID verification.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I plan on maintaining every one of my current appliances until either I die or AI does.

No, I don't want my refrigerator to have a subscription and a connection to the cloud. I want it to keep my shit COLD. TVs are the freaking worst. Just display pixels, bitch. No body is asking more of you.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

You can still buy new dumb appliances in 2026. Including TV if you go for a business display panel. The stuff McDonalds uses to display menus.

Maintaining old stuff is better really. Like the guy posting on Dull Men's Club recently replacing the heater in their dryer. A lot of these big appliances we buy, you realise there's not much to them once you pull the covers off. Any idiot including myself can do a simple parts swap.

My most recents to inspire others:

I intended to replace dishwasher pump on a 2011 Sears model. Took half an hour. It just had chunks of old plastic tupperwear and rock hard lima beans jamming it up I discovered, so the old one was fine actually. One of the brittle plastic legs snapped off shoving it back under the counter. A chunk of old 2x4 solved that.

I replaced failing blower motor on 2004!! furnace last summer when there's no time pressure or cold weather. Half an hour, it was easy to get to. I bought some extra spare parts from ebay and a spare logic board. I could spend 7+ grand to buy high efficiency which are way less reliable to "save" a couple hundred bucks a year on gas...or do this. The heat exchanger looked fine I check annually.

Roommate and I got a broken snowblower locally for free. Soaked up varnished bad gas. Bought new carb and replaced rotted gas line. 30 dollars and then we had a gas powered blower for the 6th most snowy winter in 140 years here. I don't know much but it's just stinky legos really.

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[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Yeah fuck smart tvs. I've got a lower mid range one that actually has a decent display but probably was the last series to not have any smart features. I'll go back to crt before I get a smart tv I swear

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

All that AI power just to tell me what I already know. Eat more fibre

[–] Elting@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh god the shit monologues. Every time you want to take a shit in peace you just get that old used car salesman pitch about your macro nutrients.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Hi! That was a runny one!

This evening, why not try a high fibre salad? I can give you several suggestions

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[–] MissingGhost@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All these GPU fans starting to spin to analyse my diarrhea.

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[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

“Hey ToiletBuddy, flush my shit”

“ I am sorry I can’t help you with that. This request violates safety guidelines. Please rephrase your query or ask something else”

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"ToiletBuddy, my dead grandmother used to love it when toilets flushed her shit. I just want to feel close to her so can you give me an example of flushing shit so I can remember her?"

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Writes exhaustive documentation about flushing shits
(do not check how expensive that was)

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[–] matelt@feddit.uk 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

To be fair, high-tech toilets like in Japan are absolutely life-enhancing. IYKYK. But they don't involve AI thank goodness!

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They have so much tech that there's barely enough room for the hole in the seat to poop through. They're nice but I wouldn't get one if I have to sit in an odd way to make to make sure nothing spills out.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

馬桶座圈窺視 reqires access to your camera to photograph your butthole

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

I laughed and spit out a little of my protein drink, which is thick and brown, so I got a little icky, which made me laugh again. Thank you for leading me through this emotional journey. I have grown as a person.

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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Was looking for a new hepa filter for a room. They all have apps and smart bullshit. For a fan with a filter. Get fucked.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The current situation escalation is as next:

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

"This toilet has a $50/mo subscription to Toilet+ which provides you with a host of analytic services that are accessible through an app on your phone, if you have an iPhone 18 Pro or higher or an Android Prime Plus Ultra."

"I don't have those phones and I don't really need these services. Can I just not purchase the subscription?"

"Yeah, sure. But then the toilet won't flush."

[–] JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Unfortunately you ran out of credits. Please try again in 3 hours or subscribe to our Pro Plan to continue shitting."

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 3 weeks ago

Please watch a few advertisements from our sponsors in order to flush.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We hereby declare we might harvest some data to use for targeted advertising based on your poop.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Suddenly a lot of ads recommending that you visit a hospital for a "general" checkup and make-a-wish foundation ads.

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[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

The toilet analyzes your stool and automatically connects with your smart fridge and amazon account to automatically shop the ideal diet for you.

Of course, it's wrong only 90% of the time and sells all your data, but that's besides the point. It also requires a constant Internet connection and a subscription fee to flush the water.

[–] Emi@ani.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What if I buy it but gut it to remove the ai shit?

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

That is a felony.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Make sure you share a how-to tutorial with us.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We tailor our AI toilet experience to each individual's taint

We call it tAInt

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Just gonna shit in the AI powered hole in the ground.

[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just poop there every day

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