Man go around judging somebody else's gainz why don't you
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What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your bagueggtte ๐
How much do you weigh?
I see that photo, and dread peeling all those eggs. I'm done after two.
I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. It goes a lot more quickly and easily that way. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)
So here's a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It's a kind of love it or hate it thing.
- 20 cooked and roughly chopped eggs
- 1 jar of Hellmann's Light mayonnaise
- 1 jar of white asparagus, chopped
- 1 jar of mushrooms
- 50g Stokes Curry Ketchup
- 3-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
- Habanero Tabasco to taste
Has the same musical effect on your digestion.
Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge.
Fumes capable of etching glass.
The continuous expulsion of hot gas helps on those cold-toes nights. It's a hen-fueled space heater.
You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:
A fart a fart, it's good for the heart
It sets the body at easeIt will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
And it fumigates all of the fleas
Damn, look at Richie Rich over here, flaunting his several eggs!
I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!
Nooo! Fred! Fred!
FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!
I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!
Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!
"This is some bullshit, Steven"
Lemme grab my camera!