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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, it's part of my useful idiot contract.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

How do I get in on this? I’ve been trying to get into usefulmaxxing for a while.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago
[–] towhee@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I like it. I guess we are coalescing around slop meaning anything with zero Value-Above-Replacement that simply takes your time, and even your memory of that time, without anything to show for it.

[–] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

anything with zero Value-Above-Replacement

"Jose Iglesias? He plays slopstop."

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

I like Chipotle

Millennials are wasting our money eating slop bowls instead of creating labormeat!

Those are the rules now? Okay, everything AI produces is now AI slop

No! Not like that!

[–] fox@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago
[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

I'm glad the only slop i know about are my podcasts and the delicious rice and beans i have almost every day.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

You're such a shill, bro. You're only trying to sell those electronics because Best Buy is paying you to be a "sales associate"!

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The year is 202slop, I eat a slopbowl during my breakslop from my jobslop. I take out my phoneslop and look at tweetslop on the interslop, after I get tired of the aislop and racismslop, I open tikslop to look at rageslop. My breakslop ends and I return to my desk for emailslop, but not before I get another cup of coffeeslop. At 5 o'slop, I go into my carslop and listen to slopcasts on the slopway. I return to my aslopment and wait for my spouseslop to get home from their jobslop and feed my dog dogslop. Finally, we have dinnerslop and watch netslop before we go to bedslop. Life is slop.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Welcomeslop to Costcoslop we loveslop youslop

I'm simply slopping a wonderful slopmas slop

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Smurf ass world we're living in

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I was a doctor, or an INDIE video game developer, I'd be doing a job I consider either important or a job I actually want, most everything else is just cause I want money, yes

And I am neither a doctor nor a video game developer (of the indie ilk or otherwise)

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I got a job doing what I wanted (it seemed important, aligned with my values, and was intellectually stimulating) and it just turned into another job I didn't want to show up for. Organizing is also a job, but at least I want to do it.

Huge difference between being coerced and not.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I got into a job that I thought I always wanted. That was naive of me because once I was forced to do the thing it was no longer appealing. Hobbies do not make good jobs because a job will ruin your love of the thing in my experience.

[–] SwagliacciTheBadClown@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Got this on a mug as a reminder lol

[–] Blep@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

I mean yeah thats the point

[–] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

I just stop showing up, who cares anymore

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

jpgslop detected

[–] PunkMonk@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

we are approaching the peakslop, we will reminisceslop back on this timeslop and tell ourselves we didn't know how luckslop we really were