The year is 202slop, I eat a slopbowl during my breakslop from my jobslop. I take out my phoneslop and look at tweetslop on the interslop, after I get tired of the aislop and racismslop, I open tikslop to look at rageslop. My breakslop ends and I return to my desk for emailslop, but not before I get another cup of coffeeslop. At 5 o'slop, I go into my carslop and listen to slopcasts on the slopway. I return to my aslopment and wait for my spouseslop to get home from their jobslop and feed my dog dogslop. Finally, we have dinnerslop and watch netslop before we go to bedslop. Life is slop.
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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You're such a shill, bro. You're only trying to sell those electronics because Best Buy is paying you to be a "sales associate"!
If I was a doctor, or an INDIE video game developer, I'd be doing a job I consider either important or a job I actually want, most everything else is just cause I want money, yes
And I am neither a doctor nor a video game developer (of the indie ilk or otherwise)
I got a job doing what I wanted (it seemed important, aligned with my values, and was intellectually stimulating) and it just turned into another job I didn't want to show up for. Organizing is also a job, but at least I want to do it.
Huge difference between being coerced and not.
Yeah, I got into a job that I thought I always wanted. That was naive of me because once I was forced to do the thing it was no longer appealing. Hobbies do not make good jobs because a job will ruin your love of the thing in my experience.
I like it. I guess we are coalescing around slop meaning anything with zero Value-Above-Replacement that simply takes your time, and even your memory of that time, without anything to show for it.
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