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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7372022

cross-posted from: https://news.abolish.capital/post/20650

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado's gifting of her 2025 Nobel Peace Prize to US President Donald Trump raised eyebrows around the world Friday—but it wasn't the first time that the winner of the prestigious award gave it away.

Last month, the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the peace prize to the 58-year-old opposition leader "for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy."

Machado joined a notorious group of Nobel Peace laureates who either waged or advocated for war, as she backed Trump's aggression against her country. This has included a massive troop deployment, military and CIA airstrikes, bombing of boats allegedly transporting drugs, and the abduction earlier this month of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores.

Trump has ordered the bombing of nine other countries during his two terms, more than any other president in history. US forces acting on his orders have killed thousands of civilians in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Libya, Nigeria, Pakistan, Somalia, Syria, Venezuela, and Yemen. While running for president in 2016, Trump vowed to "bomb the shit out of" Islamic State militants and "take out their families," and then followed through on his promise.

Despite being passed over by Trump for installation in any leadership role in Venezuela so far, Machado presented Trump with her framed Nobel medal along with a certificate of gratitude during a Thursday meeting at the White House. Trump subsequently posted on his Truth Social network that “María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect.”

In 1943!!!“Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun famously gave his Nobel medal and diploma to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels as a gesture of admiration for the Nazi regime, following his support for the occupation….”

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— Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) January 16, 2026 at 10:56 AM

That gesture prompted the Norwegian Nobel Committee to issue a statement noting that the prize cannot be given away.

"Even if the medal or diploma later comes into someone else’s possession, this does not alter who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize," the committee said. "A laureate cannot share the prize with others, nor transfer it once it has been announced. A Nobel Peace Prize can also never be revoked. The decision is final and applies for all time."

The committee's statement was extraordinary—but this is not the first time that a Nobel winner gave away their prize. In 1943, Norwegian author Knut Hamsun gifted his 1920 Nobel Prize for Literature—awarded for his novel Markens Grøde (Growth of the Soil)—to Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels after a trip to Germany. Other Nobel laureates have donated or sold their medals.

The progressive media outlet Occupy Democrats said on social media: "Clearly, the similarities between Trump and Goebbels extend beyond just a mutual admiration for fascism. Both men possess(ed) the kind of spiritually sick, egotistical temperament that allows one to accept a prize that someone else has earned."

"Obviously, Donald Trump does not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize," the outlet continued. "He has bombed Iran, Yemen, Nigeria, innocent fishing boats in the Caribbean, Venezuela, and is in the process of turning the United States into a war zone. That said, Machado doesn't deserve it either."

"Anyone spineless enough to surrender the prize to an evil man like Trump in the hopes of obtaining power is not someone we should be celebrating," Occupy Democrats added.

Last month, Wikileaks founder and multiple Nobel Peace Prize nominee Julian Assange sued the Nobel Foundation—the Swedish organization that manages administration of the approximately $1.2 million-per-winner prize—in a bid to prevent Machado from receiving the money.

Machado's win also sparked protests outside the Norwegian Nobel Institute in Oslo.


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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago

History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Loser, he got only one Nobel prize.

Mussolini got two Nobel prizes in 1935, one from Marconi and the other from Pirandello

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Jesus I can't. This guy is such a loser that he cries and cries until someone gives him a trophy.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 38 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There's just no fucking way. Like genuinely. If you wrote this in a story, I would roll my fucking eyes and call you a hack. This is reality????

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

No. Reality ended in [REDACTED], this is a simulation.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And you just know he's going to crow forever about being a "Nobel Prize winner.'

Beyond fucking pathetic.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

hopefully that's a short forever

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago

The colonizers and corrupt locals working together to oppress native population visualized.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 41 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

A Nobel Peace Prize can also never be revoked. The decision is final and applies for all time.

yeah, it'd be hilarious if the committee decided to withdraw her prize, even if just symbolically.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Worthless prize to anyone living in reality anyway. A prize they gave to this zionist supporting the us military coup that just happened.

Venezuelan military coup that is, they made a deal to give up maduro and stand down on the op, to be the de facto power, their junta overseeing the now puppet civilian government in signing over concessions.

Amazing how none of our experts were honest with us that that is what happened.

But as such when they export oil for foreign interests to no benefit of the country there will be resistance like sabotaged oil infrastructure, that army will do abuses, and fund paramilitaries running death squads collectively punishing villages. Paid for by black market drug and weapons sales.

That will be the legacy of this nobel prize, another shameful page in the peace prize. One of many from kissinger to obama to su kyi to aiby ahmed.

[–] beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Would be awesome if it was a fake one lol.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What a club for him to join.

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

It has always been a club he admired.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

Another thing they have in common

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 9 hours ago

Something something correlation doesn't equal causation.