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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 165 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 26 points 3 weeks ago

An excellent comment.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you say "what's up, cheese bags?"

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

But then you’re losing the “curd nerd” line!

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 125 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

The word is fuck. You don’t need to be afraid of the word fuck. It’s just a happy, colorful little word and we should all embrace it.

Say it with me everyone:

fuck

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Now on the other hand, these absurd c*** n*** slurs should be blurred and unheard.

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

So...  neretardrd?

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Removing cunt is an attack on my culture

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ohhhh doing the stars on that one makes it look MUCH worse hahaha

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[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

I bestow on you, with gratitude and respect, this humble acknowledgment of your efforts:

[–] sam@piefed.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

censored words in posts are designed to artificially increase engagement

[–] milkisklim@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I'll buy this conspiracy theory for a thousand, Alex!

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

All that matters is you tried.

Please enjoy this duck emoji as a token of the internet’s appreciation:

🦆

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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats, you fell for the engagement bait.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Too bad it was on Lemmy, where that doesn't matter.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I sometimes find it interesting to contemplate how best to treat swear words. One the one hand, the thing that seems most obvious to me is to just say "theyre just words to express frustration or anger at something. Those are real and valid emotions, and its silly to treat expletives like theyre morally wrong to say somehow, or like its a bad thing if children learn them, etc." On the other hand, part of the appeal to using them is that they feel at least a bit taboo, allowing a sentiment like "I feel so upset with this situation that I'm going to break this social rule to show it". If theres no taboo at all, which you get when they're used all the time and entirely casually, they no longer serve that purpose very well and people start looking for new things that feel a little bit transgressive to say. Which paradoxically implies that there isnt a point in saying them unless youre not "allowed" to say them, except they cant be too offensive to say either or they'll feel disproportionate and rude.

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Ignore social implications and optimize your swearing around the strength buffs. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11586181/

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[–] fennesz12@feddit.dk 7 points 3 weeks ago

OH NO! HE SAID IT! HE WILL BE SHADOW BANNED! LEMMY WILL LOSE ALL SPONSORSHIP! THE ALGORITHM WILL....

Oh wait. I'm on sane social media. Never mind.

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

One of the most interesting words in the English language is the word "fuck."

It can be used as:

As a transitive verb: "John fucked Mary."

As an intransitive verb: "Mary was fucked by John."

As a noun: "Mary is a fine fuck."

As an adjective: "Mary is fucking beautiful."

It can be used as a greeting: "How the fuck are you?"

Surprise: "FUCK! You scared the shit out of me."

Anxiety: "The day is really fucked."

It can even be used as nearly every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The "intransitive" verb form is still transitive, just expressed in the passive voice

"Fuck" can be used as an intransitive verb though: "John fucks"

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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My English teacher had a short lesson on this word. Can use it anywhere in every possible way. "Fucking fuck is fucked." "What the fuck is that fucking fuck." And be grammatically correct. Told the class "It's an amazing word and wish we can use it normally, but don't tell anyone I taught you this."

Dude was strict too, so in his honor I say fuck everyday casue fuck it! Why the fuck not. Don't like it, fuck you. It's a fucking word, for fuck's sake... fuck.

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[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Tell that to the .ml folks lol

Their instance auto-censors them when they use it

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

It’s okay, those aren’t real people.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's pretty removed

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] three@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's just as I imagined it lol

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

Was gonna say, I've definitely seen his channel before

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright you nerds, find this channel

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Went in looking for angry Italians, was not the only person disapointed

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)
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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

The comments about the censored words are more irritating than the actual censorship.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago

So true. That's why I Epstein filed the image. Now they really have something to complain about!

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone please find this channel I want to witness it

[–] qupada@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sadly the reports of angry Italians are somewhat embellished. Curd nerds is real however.

https://youtube.com/@gavinwebber

[–] GottaHaveFaith@fedia.io 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What did happen is him removing a video where he said he was explaining how he made something that tasted like "parmesan" and the Parmesan lawyers sent him a cease and desist letter

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, Parmesan is trademarked???

[–] wieson@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Region locked. Parmigiano reggiano can only be produced in the city of Parma and the region around it (see the name).

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

You can produce whatever you want. You just can't market or sell it under that name.

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[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure it was actually Grana Padano.

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