And when you leave....
this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2026
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Oh for a red marker to add a comma on that package!
Can you say "what's up, cheese bags?"
But then you’re losing the “curd nerd” line!
An excellent comment.
Alright you nerds, find this channel
Went in looking for angry Italians, was not the only person disapointed
Found it.
link to "angry" Italian's comment
Parmigiano Reggiano? Uh, yeah, Italians take that shit very seriously. I mean, it's illegal worldwide to name your cheese Parmigiano Reggiano unless it is made in that region under strict regulations. There's entire international treaties written about this.
Yeah, that's acknowledged at the beginning of the video. Tangentially related, did you hear about the time the Dutch destroyed a shipment of American beer because the brand's slogan is "the champagne of beers"?
That's wild. Why would the Dutch import High Life? It's certainly one of America's more tolerable lagers, but it's still like sex in a canoe.
The word is fuck. You don’t need to be afraid of the word fuck. It’s just a happy, colorful little word and we should all embrace it.
Say it with me everyone:
fuck
fudge you
OH NO! HE SAID IT! HE WILL BE SHADOW BANNED! LEMMY WILL LOSE ALL SPONSORSHIP! THE ALGORITHM WILL....
Oh wait. I'm on sane social media. Never mind.
You're such a curd nerd
Now on the other hand, these absurd c*** n*** slurs should be blurred and unheard.
Removing cunt is an attack on my culture
Ohhhh doing the stars on that one makes it look MUCH worse hahaha
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Tell that to the .ml folks lol
Their instance auto-censors them when they use it
That's pretty removed
It’s okay, those aren’t real people.
I bestow on you, with gratitude and respect, this humble acknowledgment of your efforts:
censored words in posts are designed to artificially increase engagement
I'll buy this conspiracy theory for a thousand, Alex!
Duck
Shit I ducked it up!
Well, fack you
All that matters is you tried.
Please enjoy this duck emoji as a token of the internet’s appreciation:
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Congrats, you fell for the engagement bait.
Too bad it was on Lemmy, where that doesn't matter.
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STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT
The comments about the censored words are more irritating than the actual censorship.
Seriously. They're so much worse. I never would have even noticed anything if it wasn't for these fucks polluting the thread every fucking time.
So true. That's why I Epstein filed the image. Now they really have something to complain about!
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