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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i think caucauses should be new europe, while russia sort of europe, don't think they've had any roman contacts whatsoever (and slavs were only getting there at the tail end of western roman empire anyway)

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

russia needs to be one shade more european than germany, i'll use whatever pseudohistoric justification necessary

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just do it by religion. From most European to least European:

Orthodoxy > Islam > P*pists > Pr*ds

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

Ethiopia and Kerala are very european, Indonesia fairly european, the philippines, latin america, poland, italy and ireland somewhat european, North europe and parts of africa are Not Really Europe?

This is an interesting angle worthy of pursuing

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

so not really europe for germany, should have lost at teutoberg, tedesci

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

also, people moving from turkey or syria to germany/scandinavia are actually making those places more european

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

lebanon has whole ass (well half ass) dynasty of emperors, meanwhile austro-HUNgarians gave us attila the hun, this is all highlighted in the protocols of the elders of styria. (i can't remember who held that view, but historians definitely tried to portray germans as this historic menace of civilization between prussia wars-ww2)

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I joke about teutoburg being the worst historical event in history too often with my friends.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Critical support for owning Roman slavers.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Should make a map of the USA where the USA is a tiny dot on Jamestown and Plymouth mass and the rest is occupied territory

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

I think sunflower and rapseed oil complicate this sunny picture

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Civilised world vs. Barbarians.

Pick your colour.

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You should include greenland but im not sure which way would be funnier to label it

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

label it part of china

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

should've unified Ireland

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

norway sweden looking like a forked penis (finland is balls)

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

The older you get the more it's like norway/sweden balls finland penis