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[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago
[–] KoloradoKoolAid75@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Türkiye being one of the oldest Europe is a sure way to fry some €vr𖦏 ass since it is true. The real origin of their "civilization" is Mesopotamia, then Anatolia.

They also tend to forget Ottoman Empire was closer to Roman Empire than "Holy" "Roman" G€rm✡n "Empire" was.

Also, you should've add Iraq too since most of the Mesopotamia is there.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Civilised world vs. Barbarians.

Pick your colour.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

I think sunflower and rapseed oil complicate this sunny picture

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i think caucauses should be new europe, while russia sort of europe, don't think they've had any roman contacts whatsoever (and slavs were only getting there at the tail end of western roman empire anyway)

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

russia needs to be one shade more european than germany, i'll use whatever pseudohistoric justification necessary

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just do it by religion. From most European to least European:

Orthodoxy > Islam > P*pists > Pr*ds

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Ethiopia and Kerala are very european, Indonesia fairly european, the philippines, latin america, poland, italy and ireland somewhat european, North europe and parts of africa are Not Really Europe?

This is an interesting angle worthy of pursuing

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

so not really europe for germany, should have lost at teutoberg, tedesci

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

also, people moving from turkey or syria to germany/scandinavia are actually making those places more european

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

lebanon has whole ass (well half ass) dynasty of emperors, meanwhile austro-HUNgarians gave us attila the hun, this is all highlighted in the protocols of the elders of styria. (i can't remember who held that view, but historians definitely tried to portray germans as this historic menace of civilization between prussia wars-ww2)

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I joke about teutoburg being the worst historical event in history too often with my friends.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Critical support for owning Roman slavers.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Should make a map of the USA where the USA is a tiny dot on Jamestown and Plymouth mass and the rest is occupied territory

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You should include greenland but im not sure which way would be funnier to label it

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

label it part of china

should've unified Ireland

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

norway sweden looking like a forked penis (finland is balls)

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

The older you get the more it's like norway/sweden balls finland penis

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I almost blew this planet up for reminding Noah Smith exists vegeta-stare