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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Jarate
Jarate, the "Jar-based Karate", is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Sniper. It is a standard glass mason jar filled above half-way with the Sniper's urine, capped with a screw-on lid. In the Festive version, the jar is replaced with a corked glass bottle, labeled with a holiday-themed sticker upon which "Merry Smissmas Mate!" is written in cursive font, and the bottleneck wrapped with a team-colored bow.
The item is a thrown weapon; the jar breaks and the liquid is splashed over a short distance, either upon immediate contact with the world or another player. Enemies caught within the 200 Hammer units splash radius are soaked in the contents of the jar for 10 seconds (5 seconds on a target continuously healed, for example by a Medic's Medi Gun, the Amputator's taunt, or a Dispenser). During this period, all incoming damage is registered as Mini-Crits. The victim's view is tinted a watery yellow, and they shed yellow droplet particle effects.
As a huntsman-jarate main, I can assure you this tactic is quite effective.
piss water guns potentially a good idea?
US Cops have historically shot children playing with toy guns, so maybe not anything vaguely weapon-shaped
true
Cops posting their Ls
Haha GOTEM! 
:piss-jar-1: :piss-jar-2:
MODS! MODS! SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO EMOJIS!!! MODS!!!!
Get this to /c/emoji stat!
It's like pissmas morning
Somebody threw a bunch of piss and shit into my pants
If you report it to the ADL it counts as an antisemitic incident in their metrics 
Way of the road.
You're laughing. A cop got Jarate'd and you're laughing.
'Dispatch, some somali type antifa agent threw piss at the crotch of my pants, there's piss in my pants, over'
Pee pee pants 
I can't believe that antifa fascist pissed my pants!
Give piss a chance.
ALL WE ARE SAAAAYING
Yeah piss is a relatively peaceful protest when you consider the other things they could have thrown at your car. More violent people would throw a particular variety of cocktail at it usually. Now I wouldn't condone such a thing outside of Minecraft of course.
Piss-ful Protest
That should be the best thing to ever happen to armed ICE officers in American cities.
Getting ready for the revolution
More like pissful patriots
no TF2 sniper emote...
Jarate's only weakness is removed by cowardly mods
Jarate Method
Never underestimate jenkem either, a gram of butthash is worth a gallon of goochjuice
We’re all out of BORTAC license plates because they keep getting covered in piss
It wasn't me this time, i swear
I gotta buy more asparagus
Bottles of piss is biological warfare!
"that's the peaceful protesters" Yeah, if they were not peaceful it would've been a molotov cocktail. These pigs don't understand how bad it can and should be for them