If they put me in handcuffs, I won't come quietly.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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And the crime scene cleanup crew with their 
I work with a lot of people who are based in India and I quietly edit out all the cums they insist on writing.
I could just explain to them that most of us only see that assemblage of letters in one context, but I’d really not get into this conversation. So I have to be the cumming police, as it turns out.
Interesting how language drifts. I just wish they’d stop writing cum everywhere, their English is perfectly fine otherwise.
This might be the most I’ve ever used the word, enjoy.
You nut but the shipping container sized succ machine still sucking.
Still remember that from the original VolPol automod message lmao
Also Cumming GA itself was a de facto sundown town up through the 90s
Off topic but what are the tenses/grammatical cases of your pronouns?? I've never seen it with more than 3 cases and you have 5 in many. The last (with self) on it I can understand. But that still leaves 1 too many for my current understanding in between.
Edit: wait possessive, I figured it out with comparisons between them. Leaving comment for posterity though. Would still be interested if we should all be doing that? Or is it only needed for neopronouns?
subject/object/dependent possessive/independent possessive/reflexive
they/them/their/theirs/themself
From back when I chose to add all five
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Cool thanks!
If you want to see them in action see http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/ it's a cool website! I think I also copy pasted into my username from there.
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Wow that's a cool site, putting your name and pronouns into stories to test how it feels. I have no current doubts about my gender or pronouns and no real desire to explore at the moment for myself, but can see how valuable this is for anyone with any doubts or desires to explore! I'm going to keep this one in the back pocket for my child once he's old enough to understand it.
Tfw you’re arrested by the Cumming police after jacking a load of cummingtonite 
When they Conquest the South Pole but you’re still Cumming 
This post reminds me of this golden top gear YTP lmao:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
