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[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Condom might still be required if gay.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah you should just spend the 5 dollars

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think they still give out condoms at the local health depts. So gay can still be free.

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[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Shoplifting olive oil : Priceless

For everything else there's Marxist Card

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A condom is $5?? Damn, fucking is expensive over there

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was just gonna say... Damn, is fucking that expensive now? It's been a while for me (deeper-sadness) but back in my day, nobody be payin $5 for a single condom. Even the straights weren't that conned. Are condoms really five bucks a pop (no pun intended) now, or are those just the ones with all the bells and whistles and ribs and flavorving?

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No

Most expensive is Magnum Gold at $3.33/each

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

The fuck they are

[–] Facky@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Not true I just renewed my licence to gay for $25.

[–] OttoboyEmpire@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Being a bugchaser is free!

no practice safe sex

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Wait until they learn about cis and trans lesbians angel-biblical-shh

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Trust me, gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay, gay it's gonna be.

[–] woozy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

could still need plan b or an abortion while being gay they aren't exclusive

[–] woozy@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

i understand this writing is meant to be cheeky but idk it's not rly funny to me. gonna tell someone whos needing an abortion that they should've just chosen to be gay? gay people also need abortions and no one should be shamed for needing one cause they didn't make the "right choice" to prevent a pregnancy.

[–] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah I agree. Also perpetuates the dangerous idea that gay people don't need to practice safe sex as others have already pointed out.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

where are you buying your frangers?!

[–] DornerStan@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

God I wish being gay was free