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On a first date and she did that chest tapping thing Christians do before we started eating. Or so I thought, but it took like 8 seconds to do and I think it was the Konami Code she input. Maybe she's (hexbear.net)
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a gamer. Too scared to ask.

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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At first I thought she said "amen" under her breath when she did it but she might have said "gamin'" in a weird way.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe she said "GabeN" thonk

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck, yeah maybe. That's even worse.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did she mention automating her melon production on her family farm?

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

No, but she took all the hot sauce packets on the table and said she was min-maxing for flavour.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

how do you know what the konami code is? 🤨

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I dunno, that sounds like something a gamer would say, they are notoriously violent and always talking about battles.

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Silly person. You can't get any extra lives in real life, you only get one!