Prove me wrong. Launching Kyle Rittenhouse directly into the sun will help America to be great again.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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A bit unscientific. As a control we should additionally launch him into another star to make sure our sun isn't biased
It takes less delta V to launch him out of the solar system. I vote we efficently launch him into space to test your hypothosis.
I vote a Lagrange point
We can save a lot of time and money by just aiming at whatever celestial phenomenon and launching with enough force to create a pretty pretty parabola. No need to exit the atmosphere at all.
He's the kind of popsicle who would be a willing participant in the Principality of Zeon
As long as they make him one of Char's subordinates during the one-year-war, I see no problem with this.
That would be wildly expensive and take a long time to carry out. A volcano would suffice.
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Weird way to come out, by okay.
Blähaj is a queer instance, so I kinda came out by joining this instance.
The other commenter caught my intent to ridicule Rittenhouse by his own standards: His community fluoridates the water, so either drinking the water turned him gay, or, if it didn't, he's full of shit.
I believe, they were talking about this Kyle Rittenhouse person. Kyle presumably drinks water. If they're convinced that it turns people gay, well, presumably their own sexuality did not conflict with this theory.
Kyle Rittenhouse. Murderer. Crybaby. Scientist.
And either gay or does not drink water?
Worse, eco-terrorist by drinking only bottled water without realizing that it comes from the same tap the fluoride water is from.
Prove me wrong. There is a teapot in orbit, somewhere between the earth and the sun.
This explains why there is such a high concentration of gay people in Arkansas, where flouride is naturally high in much of the drinking water. They also have the fourth-highest fluoridation rate across counties in the USA.
The other states with the highest fluoridation rates?
- North Dakota
- South Dakota
- Kentucky
- Tennessee
- Georgia, and
- Illinois
Ah yes, the 'who's who' list of gay metropolises that you'd expect to find if water fluoridation makes people gay.
https://www.axios.com/local/nw-arkansas/2025/05/15/arkansas-access-fluoridated-water-systems
Using data, believe it or not, ALSO GAY!
There have recently been attempts to ban fluoride in some municipalities. I wonder what they'd do if it was in an area where it's naturally occurring...
They should send cops into the aquifer to investigate.
I dunno, can you shoot water?
Mmm! Fluoride, now with lead! It's extra crunchy!
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No, prove yourself right if you can. Do your own goddamn work, shitbag.
I'll prove you wrong.
Are you gay?
Plot twist: Kyle is self hating gay and looking to blame it on tap water
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OP: Are you gay?
Rittenhouse: No!
OP: Does your mom know you’re gay?
Rittenhouse: No!
OP: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Entitled to think he's smart just because he can drive out and shoot humans he doesn't know.
prove me wrong
These people have no fucking concept of "proof" do they
Yeah, sure. It's the fluoride in the water that made me gay. Not Shego from Kim Possible.
There is no fluoride in the water around here.
I'm gay.
You can ask my wife.
Therefore OOP's argument is invalid.
Kyle Rittenhouse should put that on a tent and stand under it
Hope his neck just does that.
Fluoride was of course famously in ancient Greek water.
Science: proves it's wrong
Bold of you to assume these kind of people care about science!
Prove me wrong. Kyle Rittenhouse eats his cereal with water instead of milk.
Prove me wrong: Kyle Rittenhouse eats his corn the long way
What a sicko
Instead of proving himself right, he wants others to prove him wrong.
This person is still alive? How unfortunate.
So far he has been too big of a coward to use his second amendment right on himself, only people in the street.
Nine out of 10 dentists attend pride
As someone who moved from a province with flouride to one without it in the water, no flouride in the water is a greedy dentists wet dream.
Never had a cavity but now without flouride they just keep coming.
must be exhausting to be a right wing social media account because you always have to keep thinking of new grifts.
Ever heard of the burden of proof? Or did you shoot that too?
I brush my teeth and I crave cock so maybe he's onto something?
Guys guys. He's got a PhD is getting away with murder. We should listen to him!
And they milk the gays to get all that fluoride!!
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