Banana for scale.
I'll take that banana, here you go
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Nice try. This is just an average sized onion, and a tiny banana. This raises the question: How much for the tiny banana?
If you don't trust me you can carry on.
I see your ad indicates local pickup only, but could you make a mild exception and ship it to me? I'm probably not far so it should be cheap for you to ship. Please ship to:
Me
PSC 769 BOX 700
APO AP 96599-9998
Note, this is McMurdo Station, Antarctica. Please ship quickly I expect the banana to still be fresh when it arrives on the next resupply plane in May. I will pay cash on delivery.
Damn dude you might win
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Is this still available?
Yes, it is still available.
No no, they were asking if the banana is still for sale...
The banana is not for sale.
What if I want the banana?
I will get that banana.
Serious buyers only.
Oh, you tease!
Are you able to present a certificate that the onion is indeed a fucking-grade onion?
Just look at it, how could you deny it?
let me know if you are willing to part it out. i just need a slice for a fucking massive burger
All or nothing.
You're really going to make this guy make a nothing burger aren't you?
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What's the girth measurement?
Fucking Massive.
The outer skin is cracked. Best I can do is tree-fiddy.
The skin has redundant layers, no onion flesh has been impacted.
That is not an onion, it's a petaculis aranda egg. Beware when it hatches.
Do those sell for more than onions?
They are very rare, so yes.
This is witchcraft!
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