pieguy

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[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating stroad content!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was already doing that!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you for staying hydrated!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

So you're just skipping to Saturday then? I didn't know we could do that!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

And how's your Friday going {,to go}?

 
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't want to put a mind blown emoji in my mind, because then the idea of a mind blown emoji in my mind will be in your mind and that will cause a chain reaction and it'll just be a big mess.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

You were able to wait for this episode without issue! I know you can do it again!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Does the "you are what you eat" expression apply here?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not fooling anyone!

 

Based on a content by @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

 
 

Miss the previous instalments? Find them here: Act One, Act Two

 
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it's pi day (pieguy.sdf.org)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
 

You are legally required to consume some form of pie today.

 

episode 1 of idk how many yet (this may be the only one, you never know!)

 

I am filing a class action suit on behalf of over 206 individuals against the moderator of /c/modabuse @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org for inconsistently enforcing rule 1 (no victim blaming).

EXHIBIT A: Moderator log showing instances where people received punishment for violating rule 1.

EXHIBIT B: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org quite explicitly violates rule 1 the first time.

EXHIBIT C: In which @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org merely warns @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org instead of applying a ban as done previously for far less explicit cases of a rule 1 violation.

EXHIBIT D: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org threatens to repeat the act of violating rule 1.

EXHIBIT E: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org explicitly violates rule 1 a SECOND time.

EXHIBIT F: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org explicitly violates rule 1 a THIRD time.

As restitution for the damages we are seeking:

If you would like to register as a claimant on this class action suit, please leave a subcomment here indicating such and what you request as your restitution.

 
 

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 stick of butter, melted
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 2 whole eggs
  • A tablespoons of White wine vinegar
  • A splash of White vinegar
  • Smoked salmon
  • A tablespoon of Lemon juice (or to taste)
  • 2 English muffin slices
  • Water
  • Salt & pepper to taste

PREPARATION:

  1. Melt your butter
  2. In a pan, on the lowest heat setting your stove can handle (or do the fancy double-boiler thing, but I've had better results this way), place 2 egg yolks and your white wine vinegar. Whish together
  3. Slowly whisk-in the melted butter. The mixture should become thick and custardy
  4. Mix-in lemon juice, salt, and pepper to taste. Your Hollandaise sauce is now ready.
  5. Get a decently sized pot almost full of water and a splash of white vinegar. Heat to a simmer.
  6. Use a spoon or ladle to stir the water, forming a gentle whirlpool. Add your 2 whole eggs (out of the shell) and poach until the yolks are set.
  7. Toast your English muffin
  8. With the English muffin as a base, top with smoked salmon, poached egg, then finish with Hollandaise.
  9. Fall in to a food coma of ecstasy
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