pieguy

You are legally required to consume some form of pie today.

Miss act one? Find it here: https://pieguy.sdf.org/img/potatoday2026/act-one.html

episode 1 of idk how many yet (this may be the only one, you never know!)

I am filing a class action suit on behalf of over 206 individuals against the moderator of /c/modabuse @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org for inconsistently enforcing rule 1 (no victim blaming).

EXHIBIT A: Moderator log showing instances where people received punishment for violating rule 1.

EXHIBIT B: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org quite explicitly violates rule 1 the first time.

EXHIBIT C: In which @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org merely warns @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org instead of applying a ban as done previously for far less explicit cases of a rule 1 violation.

EXHIBIT D: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org threatens to repeat the act of violating rule 1.

EXHIBIT E: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org explicitly violates rule 1 a SECOND time.

EXHIBIT F: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org explicitly violates rule 1 a THIRD time.

As restitution for the damages we are seeking:

• That @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org receive the appropriate punishment for 3 counts of violating rule 1.
• That @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org issue a formal written apology to the community for inconsistently enforcing the rules.
• That all acts of restitution requested by class action claimants be satisfied to the best of @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org's ability.

If you would like to register as a claimant on this class action suit, please leave a subcomment here indicating such and what you request as your restitution.

INGREDIENTS:

• 1 stick of butter, melted
• 2 egg yolks
• 2 whole eggs
• A tablespoons of White wine vinegar
• A splash of White vinegar
• Smoked salmon
• A tablespoon of Lemon juice (or to taste)
• 2 English muffin slices
• Water
• Salt & pepper to taste

PREPARATION:

1. Melt your butter
2. In a pan, on the lowest heat setting your stove can handle (or do the fancy double-boiler thing, but I've had better results this way), place 2 egg yolks and your white wine vinegar. Whish together
3. Slowly whisk-in the melted butter. The mixture should become thick and custardy
4. Mix-in lemon juice, salt, and pepper to taste. Your Hollandaise sauce is now ready.
5. Get a decently sized pot almost full of water and a splash of white vinegar. Heat to a simmer.
6. Use a spoon or ladle to stir the water, forming a gentle whirlpool. Add your 2 whole eggs (out of the shell) and poach until the yolks are set.
7. Toast your English muffin
8. With the English muffin as a base, top with smoked salmon, poached egg, then finish with Hollandaise.
9. Fall in to a food coma of ecstasy

I'm getting tired of the classics: Pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, pineapple, etc. Everybody knows them, have them all the time, yawn.

I want to buy something original and unique to put on my pizza for dinner. Make me an offer!

Banana for scale.