pieguy

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[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck does everyone seem to have Bean Penicillium Disease?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago

July really is right around the corneIS THAT A HANK CONTENT I SEE IN THE WORKS?!?!?!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago

Achoo! Thanks!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Vote for which you think is happening:

  1. Jenkins & co. have field duty in an alleyway for some reason
  2. Jenkins & co. were hallucinating the whole time
  3. Jenkins & co. were fired
  4. Jenkins & co. got kicked out of the office due to budget cuts
[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well then... This is probably the most explicit content I've seen you create!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I think it's a bit premature to panic. Lots of cats say "mmm"!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Yo Brank's growing a mop!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I laughed.

I cried.

I sneezed.

I ate some beans.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

So far as I can tell this is a real bun, just in low-bit colour space. This is in-line with the rules.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Okay well I'll just take my business to Costco then!

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you offer a volume discount?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh shit I love beans!

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
 

You are legally required to consume some form of pie today.

 

episode 1 of idk how many yet (this may be the only one, you never know!)

 

I am filing a class action suit on behalf of over 206 individuals against the moderator of /c/modabuse @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org for inconsistently enforcing rule 1 (no victim blaming).

EXHIBIT A: Moderator log showing instances where people received punishment for violating rule 1.

EXHIBIT B: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org quite explicitly violates rule 1 the first time.

EXHIBIT C: In which @notwesker@lemmy.sdf.org merely warns @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org instead of applying a ban as done previously for far less explicit cases of a rule 1 violation.

EXHIBIT D: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org threatens to repeat the act of violating rule 1.

EXHIBIT E: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org explicitly violates rule 1 a SECOND time.

EXHIBIT F: In which @pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org explicitly violates rule 1 a THIRD time.

As restitution for the damages we are seeking:

If you would like to register as a claimant on this class action suit, please leave a subcomment here indicating such and what you request as your restitution.

 
 

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1 stick of butter, melted
  • 2 egg yolks
  • 2 whole eggs
  • A tablespoons of White wine vinegar
  • A splash of White vinegar
  • Smoked salmon
  • A tablespoon of Lemon juice (or to taste)
  • 2 English muffin slices
  • Water
  • Salt & pepper to taste

PREPARATION:

  1. Melt your butter
  2. In a pan, on the lowest heat setting your stove can handle (or do the fancy double-boiler thing, but I've had better results this way), place 2 egg yolks and your white wine vinegar. Whish together
  3. Slowly whisk-in the melted butter. The mixture should become thick and custardy
  4. Mix-in lemon juice, salt, and pepper to taste. Your Hollandaise sauce is now ready.
  5. Get a decently sized pot almost full of water and a splash of white vinegar. Heat to a simmer.
  6. Use a spoon or ladle to stir the water, forming a gentle whirlpool. Add your 2 whole eggs (out of the shell) and poach until the yolks are set.
  7. Toast your English muffin
  8. With the English muffin as a base, top with smoked salmon, poached egg, then finish with Hollandaise.
  9. Fall in to a food coma of ecstasy
 
 

I'm getting tired of the classics: Pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, pineapple, etc. Everybody knows them, have them all the time, yawn.

I want to buy something original and unique to put on my pizza for dinner. Make me an offer!

 
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Banana for scale.

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