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All or nothing.
You're really going to make this guy make a nothing burger aren't you?
I didn't make him make a nothing burger, he made himself make a nothing burger. That was his choice.
I'm not going to charge you a consulting fee, but from the looks of your customer service, you've got about 13 minutes to sell this medium sized onion.
I'm only selling an onion, not an onion support contract.
Alright pardner, I'm about to derail your whole shit.
correction: its a fucking massive nothing burger