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  1. NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.

  2. NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.

  3. NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're really going to make this guy make a nothing burger aren't you?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I didn't make him make a nothing burger, he made himself make a nothing burger. That was his choice.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not going to charge you a consulting fee, but from the looks of your customer service, you've got about 13 minutes to sell this medium sized onion.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm only selling an onion, not an onion support contract.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Alright pardner, I'm about to derail your whole shit.

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

correction: its a fucking massive nothing burger