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Buy Sell Trade

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Banana for scale.

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The banana for a scale. It’s a trade.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay I’ll trade you a serious buyer for it.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll give you my scale for your serious buyer if they're not interested

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take one not interested for your I'll.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know what's really odd about this whole thing?

This gentlemen offered to sell me his (noticeably above average) onion for as low as $70.

Where are you getting your prices OP?

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This onion is 70% skin, mine is 10% skin. Price reflects condition.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Show us the numbers dude, send us proof of life or no ransom.

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This exchange was one of the more fun times I've had on the internet in awhile, thanks for that

What is this community anyway lmao

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is Buy Sell Trade: A place to buy, sell, or trade.

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Generally this is a community where qrstuv takes a picture of some garbage they find while out & about, and then posts it with the intent of "selling" it. Others have joined in on the fun!

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