when u on cocaine at work and you remember u have more cocaine in the car and more cocaine at home
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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He looks like he's he's constantly at the high point on a roller coaster about to drop down really fast. I guess in a way he is.
or that the bag of coke just ran out
She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
cocaine
riff from Layla
racist rant
detailed fantasy of Clapton wanting to be made huge and have a man in his ass control him with levers and buttons, or have the guy shrunk down while he remains regular size
it’s amazing how he always look like he’s just woken up from a nightmare lmao
Some are calling him the most normal looking guy ever.
Dude's face looks like a UV wrap texture
I'm not a drug person but that looks like some kind of recreational substance use.
He always looks like he just realized that his entire life has been a lie. That even his own wife is an Israeli spy.
'Hello yes I am normal human being'
Manson lamps
Modafanil + he just read that every conspiracy he promoted on his podcast is true but the smoking man is a right winger
In home alone when someone gets kicked in the balls or something unexpected goes up there butt, they make that face
I wonder if he's some Manchurian candidate that just hears the trigger word to go play "give minority a chance" role, so they can frame and crucify him later, and use him as an example for why we should make all dark people second class citizens. I can't see the MAGA crowd keeping dark people after Trump dies and Vance takes office.
Wouldn't be the first time that I hear he breaks the stereotype of that overly highly educated Indian guy with job at 7/11. The trick was apparently to be a fucking moron to get a highly paid position in America.
my man's got autoludovicism
How do we not have a 
emote?
Perhaps there's a handler just off-camera with a manila folder that has "EPSTEIN FILES" in cartoonishly-large text who keeps gesturing as though they're about to spill the documents all over the ground and then some people who try to pick it up will see something they shouldn't, like a meet-cute but where one of the participants is Chris Hansen.