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[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Either they don't dare go through with that (and other) threat(s) and Europe get severely diplomatically and politically weakened.

Or

Europe surprise us by having a spine for once and both the US and EU get severely diplomatically and politically weakened.

Either way the imperial core gets weaker and less cohesive.

[–] ReddRatt@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't that be very demoralizing for Ukraine? They're fighting for the right to join NATO, the so-called "Western World." But not even this "Western World" can hold itself together, as the United States wants to invade one of their best members. That would be the most "I told you so" moment of the century.

it would be hilarious

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 1 week ago

It would indeed.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

gunther I am calling for Europe to install Gunther Fehlinger as supreme leader, balkanize Germany and France, force all countries to join NATO and then promptly collapse

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There has to be a gunther-smile emoji to accompany this

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Gunther is always very serious when he calls for things he can definitely enforce

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago

no you won't, but you should

[–] doubledealer@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess these guys missed what happened to the ICC justices who got out of line with the US and subsequently had their modern lives deleted when Microsoft and Google turned all their shit off. Won't be talking so tough when they can't even login to their email.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This doesn't actually register to Gunther because he's so hard of a poster he'd start physically mailing tweets to friends for them to post or something

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Buying regional maps and just colouring in random sections to put on the local cafes corkboard.

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Europe will seize US bases

Okay... so when are yall gonna stop talking the talk and start walking the walk? Or is it back to the cuck chair with you?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Right? Just do it. Take every single base you can reach and then say "Now shut the fuck up about Greenland or we start executing officers" like god damn, you gonna wait to start negotiating until you've already lost?

[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell them you're going to shut down every single McDonalds's, Domino's, Burger King etc.

Now that's a threat right there. American soldiers will be unable to operate any longer.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Our (former) chancellor declared McDonalds essential for providing warm food to poor children.

What's wrong with parents? What do you mean they can't afford a hot meal for their children in Austria? Do you know how cheap a hot meal in Austria is? Not healthy, but cheap. One hamburger at McDonald's 1,40€, with fries 3,50€

[–] miz@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Not healthy, but cheap.

soooo close to just openly saying "eat shit, peasants"

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

Lmao I'd like to see Europe try

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

The only thing they'll do is monitor the situation even harder and put extra stress on the need to upheld international law.

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Okay but he's a literal nobody

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

10 seconds after you wrote this, Gunther put out a plan demanding that your country be broken down into 15 smaller countries. And he doesn't even follow this web forum.

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What are you talking about? He's the Balkaniser in Chief at NAFO

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's a head of a small NATO-funded NGO, so not a complete nobody.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

He is also European head of frat bros.

Gunther

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

I'll take "things that aren't going to happen" for 500, Alex

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

The easiest tell that Euros won't do shit and do as they're told is the fact that buying Chinese or Iranian weapons, let along Russian weapons, doesn't even cross their minds. With a thoroughly deindustrialized economy, by what means are they going to throw out the Burgerlanders?

So they'll continue to buy US weapons, and they'll do as they're told like good little vassals.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

his "we're so back" is about to hit straight into an insurmountable wall of "it's so over"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Please

PLEASE

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

Tell that all copyrights are null and void. See how fast they invade

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Bro it's 2025 and your name is Fuhrer

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

lol no you won't

[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago
[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

sure bud, sure... lol

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

But you're not willing to do anything for their last century of worldwide brutal imperialism including your continent and you're fine with them continuing as long as they don't target you.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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