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[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 52 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Either they don't dare go through with that (and other) threat(s) and Europe get severely diplomatically and politically weakened.

Or

Europe surprise us by having a spine for once and both the US and EU get severely diplomatically and politically weakened.

Either way the imperial core gets weaker and less cohesive.

[–] ReddRatt@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't that be very demoralizing for Ukraine? They're fighting for the right to join NATO, the so-called "Western World." But not even this "Western World" can hold itself together, as the United States wants to invade one of their best members. That would be the most "I told you so" moment of the century.

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago

It would indeed.

it would be hilarious

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

gunther I am calling for Europe to install Gunther Fehlinger as supreme leader, balkanize Germany and France, force all countries to join NATO and then promptly collapse

[–] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There has to be a gunther-smile emoji to accompany this

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Gunther is always very serious when he calls for things he can definitely enforce

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 40 points 3 weeks ago

no you won't, but you should

[–] doubledealer@hexbear.net 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I guess these guys missed what happened to the ICC justices who got out of line with the US and subsequently had their modern lives deleted when Microsoft and Google turned all their shit off. Won't be talking so tough when they can't even login to their email.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This doesn't actually register to Gunther because he's so hard of a poster he'd start physically mailing tweets to friends for them to post or something

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Buying regional maps and just colouring in random sections to put on the local cafes corkboard.

[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Europe will seize US bases

Okay... so when are yall gonna stop talking the talk and start walking the walk? Or is it back to the cuck chair with you?

[–] booty@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

Right? Just do it. Take every single base you can reach and then say "Now shut the fuck up about Greenland or we start executing officers" like god damn, you gonna wait to start negotiating until you've already lost?

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao I'd like to see Europe try

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

The only thing they'll do is monitor the situation even harder and put extra stress on the need to upheld international law.

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Okay but he's a literal nobody

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

10 seconds after you wrote this, Gunther put out a plan demanding that your country be broken down into 15 smaller countries. And he doesn't even follow this web forum.

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What are you talking about? He's the Balkaniser in Chief at NAFO

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a head of a small NATO-funded NGO, so not a complete nobody.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

He is also European head of frat bros.

Gunther

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take "things that aren't going to happen" for 500, Alex

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

The easiest tell that Euros won't do shit and do as they're told is the fact that buying Chinese or Iranian weapons, let along Russian weapons, doesn't even cross their minds. With a thoroughly deindustrialized economy, by what means are they going to throw out the Burgerlanders?

So they'll continue to buy US weapons, and they'll do as they're told like good little vassals.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Please

PLEASE

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

his "we're so back" is about to hit straight into an insurmountable wall of "it's so over"

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

Tell that all copyrights are null and void. See how fast they invade

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

lol no you won't

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Bro it's 2025 and your name is Fuhrer

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

sure bud, sure... lol

[–] built_on_hope@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

But you're not willing to do anything for their last century of worldwide brutal imperialism including your continent and you're fine with them continuing as long as they don't target you.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

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