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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago

Shrimps don't wear pants, they only wear shirts.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The AI slop version is kind of cursed given the first of a shrimp's five pairs of legs is a set of chelipeds – namely legs bearing (smol) claws like in crabs, lobsters, etc.

TL;DR it's wearing jeans over its arms.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Like you never rocked a onesie

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm not an artist, and this got my point across. I think it did the job well enough.

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Shrimp has no tail

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's closer but I'm not sure if the tail should be in or out.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Does your entire ass hang out of your jeans?

[–] kubica@fedia.io 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

#2, but actually you forgot to put pants on the face too.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 months ago

It's as shrimple as that.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

The third option that's like a combination of the two.

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The first option is actually a denim pencil skirt. The second option is the only option

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 3 months ago

Neither. Jeans have a whole for each leg and cover the waist.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

> Only three pairs of pants

Someone is not a real shrimp fan. Should be four. (Chelipeds obviously aren't covered.)

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

How come when he wear it on his tail it can have one leg

But instead of one pair with six legs, the other way gotta be 3 pair

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

there's a song called that

also do shrimp wear pants