this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sixy as always.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Feeling a solid 8

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

6...readying for mote shit

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

!pareidolia@sh.itjust.works

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

6, definitely 6...

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago

I hit the ski slopes like 5 earlier today

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Feeling an eepy 6 rn

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Caught some kind of virus on NYE, so 9

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work you cares away, Dancing's for another day. Let the Fraggles play, We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That virus is called being a human. Humans are the worst.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

4, in a state of worry but also trapped in a way where I can’t do anything about it.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woke up a solid 2, but after seeing the news I'm a 9

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work you cares away, Dancing's for another day. Let the Fraggles play, We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock.

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago
[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What happens if you pull the rope attatched to this robots penis?

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

It’s a girl robot sooo….

[–] missingno@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I don't consider the news, I'm at 1. If I do consider the news, I'm an 8.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The paredolia community is in shambles

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Solid 3 but I will go to bed soon

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Bring me with you!!!

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5

Had a nightmare my wife left me for some other dude.

Would never happen in a million years but it scared the shit out of me.

I have super lucid dreams most of the time with full recall and when they're that real they tend to feel like real memories.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work you cares away, Dancing's for another day. Let the Fraggles play, We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away, Worry's for another day. Let the music play, Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock. Down at Fraggle Rock.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I am every box in 4.