actually what the fuck
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026
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What is this used for? It's steel wool in a cylinder right?
I didn't want to say this, but I have to. here goes:
BRO
its for when you get bricked and don't have a doll to fuck.
homemade pussy
Ok yeah but, what is it made out of? Is that a cup with steel wool stuffed inside? Plastic cup? Silicone? What was the original purpose of the blue-and-white thing? Was it a fleshlight that they stuffed with steel wool?
so the joke is that people usually put sponges in them, because there is really nothing else you can put in it that feels good on literally the one of the most sensitive part of your body. and steel wool would not feel good on your dick. so the joke I'd that "hard times= when I'm hard and don't have anything to fuck create strong men= so I'll fill this fucktube with steel wool instead of sponges."
So the blue and white thing is a fleshlight? Like, the husk of a fleshlight? I've always assumed they came with some soft internal padding, but do you just buy the cylinder and fill it with whatever?
Usually it's a discarded pringles can, but you can also buy manufactured fleshlights. Generally whatever you want to stick your dick into. Like sponges, wet cloth or even stuffing if you wanted.
“To shreds, you say?”
This 1 weird trick destroys penile smegma, personal hygienists hate it!
The scabs add thickness and texture
congrats on making me log off
Idk, that sounds like smegma skill issue if true.
Legit got that pain in my belly button you get when you see something that disturbs you painfully, but still empathize.
That what now?
Have you never had that pain?
I'll describe it. But it's fairly common from what I hear.
I get a disturbed feeling in my chest when I see something painful but I've never felt it that low.
Genuinely curious, are you a women? Cause I know your tits are analogous to dude balls when fighting.
I'm not and I don't think they are.
Sorry if I upset you.
Not upset just baffled
Sorry for coming back a week later. I just want to apologize.
I am very sorry.
Well my friend how's the ol' lEtS InTeRaCt WiTh PeOpLe going for ya bud?
Strong times create hard men
do the desk fan mod and we'll talk.
Every man who posts the meme should have to use this.