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I cried louder than a baby on a plane and the cabin crew didn't offer me juice. The baby got juice even though it was worse at crying.

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[–] Salah@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It’s called ageism. Our society is deeply baby supremacist which is why babies usually get everything they want and get their own servants to boss around. Babies will never do any work themselves and to make things worse, they even torment their servants at night so they can never get enough sleep.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

They have no skills. Babies don't impress me.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

skill based matchmaking be like

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 27 minutes ago

If it was skills-based matchmaking I wouldn't be challenged by anyone under age 9.

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Mog them by reading Hop On Pop out loud without misreading any words

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 56 minutes ago

It wouldn't matter. Their parents wouldn't read with me instead even if I know all the words.