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[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don't like living in a world where I genuinely cannot tell if this is a real quote

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 53 points 3 months ago

Yeah, same here. I checked, and he did indeed say this (yt).

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Was just thinking the same thing. Why is Roe Jogan so far beyond parody?

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

This isn't parody btw. He literally said this

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lol I didn't doubt it for a moment. You must be unfamiliar with the depths of Rogan's idiocy.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I wish he only said weird silly pothead stuff like this.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 62 points 3 months ago

We should rename the Dunning-Kruger Effect to the Joe Rogan Experience.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

I unvirgined my computer by downloading a lot of fetish porn and hentai onto it.

[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 43 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I’m so confused how all these “manly men” seeking for lord to submit to.

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This dude got his start by eating bugs and wrestling men in his underwear. If you consider Joe Rogan manly you are ripe for his grift being the only life on earth dumber than him.

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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

As a child they put his swing to close to the wall.

I envy people that don't know him.

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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember, proportionally more of your Spotify subscription dollars go directly to him instead of the musical artists you are listening too.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago

People giving Spotify too much fuckin money

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I repost this often because it stays true.

[–] dmalteseknight@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

To convince Joe you have to say that the thing is a conspiracy theory(ex mrna vaccines) and get someone that is shunned/dismissed from a community for being a crackpot(ex: an anti vax doctor).

It makes Joe feel like he is part of an exclusive club of people who know the "real" truth.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Except the barbarian Khan actually had accomplishments. Rogan just asks stupid questions.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 21 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I genuinely wanna hear the reasoning if there’s true believers out there buying into this shit.

I mean granted, they did sell em the ol orange carsalesman pdf as president.

Humanity is fucked isn’t it?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

if there’s true believers out there buying into this shit

Leaving Joe Rogan aside, I remember the case of one Google employee who believed that their AI programs had reached sentience (and god-like status?). So, yes.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

People think he's smart. I think some people want him to be right because they identify more with him, and he says some of the same things they think.

Humanity is fucked isn’t it?

We're genetically 96% identical to chimpanzees, considering that, we're not doing too bad

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[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 months ago

Grifter says outrageous things for clicks and engagement.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"What's more virgin than a computer?"

Um. Yes, Joe. It's takes like these your audience loves you for.

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[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 14 points 3 months ago

So what I'm getting from this is that Joe tried to stick his dick in his computer, got zapped, and decided that meant it was impossible to fuck.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I mean how could we be the creator of the return of the son of God ?

The real question moving forward is this: can Joe Rogan become sentient ?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can guarantee Joe Rogans computer isn't a virgin.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Joe believes in ghosts right?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

God he's so fucking stupid

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I listened to him for a few episodes, and eventually said this out loud, then stopped.

[–] thekerker@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When did Joe Rogan start podcasting from the engineering set of Star Trek The Original Series?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I feel like the current iteration of Joe Rogan is from the mirror universe. I remember when he was just a pretty chill stoner comedian who literally told people not to listen to him about science or politics because he doesn't actually know shit. Like, he used to be self-aware.

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is totally in line with stoner thoughts

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

how could their thoughts be real if their prayers aren't?

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

AI bros literally trying to create the Antichrist

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)

My computer is NOT a virgin >:)

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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

He definitely knows that AI is NOT virgin

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

First, it is debated whether he was born to a virgin mother and it is certainly not settled. He was born without sin according to Catholics which is known as the immaculate conception. This is WAY above Jorgan's head.

A computer is virgin? Where in the fuck does this dunce believe this to be true. It is a nonsensical statement.

If Jesus did return he would come back as an AI!? Once again where the fuck does he get this from. Can Jesus come back as a couch and would Vance try and fuck him? Inquiring minds want to know Jorgan.

And then a statement that Jesus could definitely return as AI. I guess this is him trying to convince himself that it could happen. Straight up stupid.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

The immaculate conception in Catholic doctrine actually refers to Mary being born without original sin. I think the idea is only a sinless woman could give birth to the son of God. But yeah, not like it makes any difference to Joe.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (8 children)

As I recall Jesus was not born to a virgin but rather a young mother. The Greek word used in the Septuagint was initially correctly translated but the Greek word used changed it’s meaning over time to mean virgin. The author of Mark did not understand this change and asserted she was a virgin because he incorrectly believed the promised Messiah in Issac was supposed to be born to a virgin.

Bart Erman just covered this recently on his “Misquoting Jesus” podcast.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Erman is a terrible scholar, for one. The other thing is that, for centuries, the Septuagint was used as the Bible. It wasn’t treated like a translation the way we do. It’s that, for a long time, the Bible was Greek. It had been Hebrew, then it was Greek, then around the 600s or so it was Hebrew again. That later Hebrew Bible is called the Masoretic Text and was the one chosen by Protestants for the Old Testament because, in their thinking, the Hebrew was older than the Greek. But they didn’t really consider the fact that the Masoretic Text is over a thousand years newer than the Septuagint (it being a reconstruction of the Hebrew Bible based on re-translating the Greek with the aid of the Samaritan Pentateuch, etc.). So the Septuagint used the Greek term for “virgin” which is the only reading the gospel writers would have known. The Masoretic Text translates the relevant Isaiah passage with a Hebrew word that means “maiden.” And there’s some argument out there that they did so in opposition to the Christian reading of the passage. There’s a really great book about this entitled When God Spoke Greek.

TL;DR, The “virgin” reading is accurate to the ancient understanding of the Isaiah passage because that was the only one they had at the time. The “maiden” reading is known to us from a Hebrew text that is at least 600 years more recent than the time of Jesus.

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[–] scala@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The better way to say it is let them believe he was born to a virgin. Which means he got no Y chromosome from a male sperm. So jesus born from two XX chromosomes, was not male, and also not white.

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[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"AI could absolutely return as Jesus" what? AI is already here why would it return?

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imma assume he meant "Jesus could absolutely return as AI"

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Coming from the LLM RP community:

They are, in fact, not virgins. Oh no, they're certainly not.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Gop trying to make a god LLM that will tell people whatever they program it tell people. And people will believe it's God.

Like way too many people will absolutely believe it's God.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Brought to you by Grock TM

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this just Merserism from Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

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[–] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Praise the shareholders!

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