I’ve been putting them in the fridge. They stay good a lot longer
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
527 points (99.1% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
36292 readers
2544 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Don't know if it's worth mentioning but if an avocado is hard when I wake up, and I know I'm trying to make Mexican food that night, I just shoot it in a paper bag with whatever fruit I've got laying by and it usually does seem to help. Or it's all in my head. People claim bananas and apples work best. I usually keep a bag of apples around if i can, so I use that.
It's some horseshit about trapping gases in the bag, but letting oxygen flow through... Idk
seems like witchcraft
When someone says something is witchcraft it just makes me want to practice it
Yeah, I've been told the paper bag helps that it still gets some oxygen, making it "ripen" more and rot less
I think it might be more about humidity not being trapped with the fruits.
Bananas are the fruit you want for quick stuff bc they go shite quickly too; they help ripen tomatoes, though not in a day.
Apples are good in a sack of potatoes...
Apple and Bananas both emit the chemical apparently.
Someone placed a link above https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethylene_(plant_hormone)
"In that case, can I come over to your place? I've got some homemade bread."
Guac and chill.
Two is enough avocados to share, if someone brought tortilla chips and someone brought salsa