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https://xcancel.com/GrrrGraphics/status/2005034140627018198#m

He thinks it's not Trump who is protecting the Epstein associates but instead the woman that Trump nominated, who had previously been his defense lawyer in 2020. Somehow Pam Bondi is more powerful than Trump?

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 41 points 3 months ago

Me Lord is just and righteous, it's his advisers that are to blame!

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Where is the inexplicable horniness? Who took our Ben??

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

His wife. Tina Toon does a lot of the art now. Her style is very corporate-art

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Bondi looks anime cute in this and not wa wa wee wa my wife!

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No horniness because the subject of the cartoon is female.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

...have you seen the way he's drawn hilldawg and AOC?!

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

sorry you don't have the eyes to see it but a woman in giant galoshes and a suit in the middle of a swamp is 100% fetish art

[–] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The us capitol building with the Epstein island temple as the dome is absolutely a work of art and I'm so fucking angry I didn't think of it first.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

The worst thing about Ben is that every now and again he comes up with something legitimately funny, but it's always buried in a nest of brainworms.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

"shut their wide eyes" is both appallingly stupid but also somehow far more clever than I would expect from Ben Garrison.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MarxMadness@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Good Tsar, bad Boyars" (Russian: Царь хороший, бояре плохие, romanized: Tsar khoroshiy, boyarie plokhiye), sometimes also known as Naïve Monarchism, is a Russian political phenomenon in which positive actions taken by the Russian government are viewed as being the result of the leader of Russia, while negative actions taken by the government are viewed as being caused by lower-level bureaucrats unbeknownst to the leader. Originating from the Russian Empire, the term has since been used to refer to the leaders of the Soviet Union and post-Soviet Russian Federation, particularly during the rule of Vladimir Putin.

Classic lib shit: take a phenomenon that happens in all sorts of organizations (your offensive coordinator usually gets fired before your coach, who usually gets fired before your GM) and orientalize it.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the "the good king and his wicked advisers" thing dates back at least to the peasant uprisings in 1381, predating the Russian empire by hundreds of years.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

who is snake dude? where are my labels ben angery

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it's Epstein's face on there

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You must be mistaken. It's unlabeled, that's a completely normal snake.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Fuck you, real snakes are cool and good>:(

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

The snake’s name is “BANG!”

[–] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The protected wetlands sign is pretty great satire of the swamp tbh

[–] dead@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think about the water protection thing. Chuds are still pissed about Obama's water protection bill. Trump has been fighting against EPA water protections since his first term. Farmers are pissed that they aren't allowed to dump agriculture runoff into rivers.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

It's pig poop BALLS, not pig poop rivers jfc

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

The swamp demon labelled "child trafficking" is one of the most Ben Garrison things I've ever seen. Surprised he didn't label the Epstein snake, or maybe he did and it is called "Bang!"

Also, do you think he has ever actually seen Eyes Wide Shut? Or has he just heard other people describe Epstein shit as "Eyes Wide Shut parties" and go from there?

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The swamp monster labeled “child trafficking” is quite the sight. Thanks, Uncle Ben Garrison

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

or is it the water around it that's labeled child trafficking, like it's wading through the child trafficking swamp

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

ICE is a form of water

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish Ben would have labeled the tool Pam Bondi is using to hit the sign so that I could figure out what it is

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

He did, the label is just outside the linework, apparently it is a "BANG"

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

mfw i wake up still tripping after accidentally falling asleep on mushrooms

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ew, a Garrison comic in the raw? I can only look at these when they’re edited to look like everyone is swimming in cum.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I think they deleted the Ben Garrison cum edits thread on the boonta vista discord and now I don't know why I even bother

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

i do not know why, but i started cruising the comments. they are what you might imagine if you're imaginative enough.

they're all trying to answer the prompt for who would make a good replacement and i stumbled across this one, which HAS to be a joke, because it is so funny.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also really funny that he (or his wife) couldn't work out what to do with regards to the Illuminati, so they just had it be the head of what I presume is a vulture; very natural lmao

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I was thinking bald eagle but colour seems wrong for that