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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 264 points 3 weeks ago (29 children)

My great grandma had a similar story, the bus stop was in front of my grandparent's bedroom, they hated that people would gather in their bedroom window. she asked for the stop to be moved a few meters down the road, so it is between the houses and not in front of it. the municipality denied her.

Until that point the bus stop was nothing but a sign, she heard that they were going to remove it and install a proper bus stop with a bench and shade.

She asked the city build it a few meters down, still nothing.

the night before they began construction, my great grandma just moved the sign to where she wanted it. they built the bus stop where the sign was, and today, that bus stop is still where she wanted it to. Possibly until perpetuity

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 103 points 3 weeks ago

Possibility: They know it’s in the wrong spot. They don’t know why. So they figure someone screwed up, they don’t know who, but they don’t want it to be them or their department. So nobody says anything, and the stop remains unchanged.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 179 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (15 children)

I wonder what problem the original sign addressed. Because forbidding turning right for 2 ½ hours every morning sounds extremely specific, and sounds like one neighbor in particular had some beef with another or something, and got the city to put up the sign.

And maybe that neighbor left, or whichever problem was being addressed didn't exist anymore.

I know that's a thing because a long time ago, we had a "15mph - blind children at play" sign in our street, until someone pointed out that the blind child in question was now an adult and had moved out years ago, and the sign was just annoying everybody for nothing 🙂

In other words, the guy might have replaced a useless sign with another, equally useless one on his own dime. Maybe he could simply have called the city to wonder what the sign was for, and possibly have it reviewed and removed altogether.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 192 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Given the original sign covered 7-9.30am seems like it's to prevent people cutting across traffic during peak commuting time either to prevent accidents or improve the flow of traffic.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah true. But I reckon it was worth asking.

Also, sometimes, all it takes is asking a carve-out to make your life easier.

For instance, he could have asked the city to add an "except residents" sign under the existing one. At least where I live, you'd be surprised how accommodating the administration can be if you simply ask nicely with a good argument.

Hell, he could have added the sign himself for cheaper and I bet none of the other residents would have complained about it 🙂

[–] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Realllly depends on the city. Some places won’t even reply to you for months, and when they do it’ll be a bullshit answer because you’re not of the developers bribing them with millions of dollars…

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There is a sign like this at the end of my street. It’s morning and evening rush times. The turn in question is an offset intersection through a busy road. If you are to take a left off my street you can easily be hit by someone taking a right from the street across into the middle of the road to then take a left from the perpendicular road onto my street. The city put some surveyors out there for a bit and with the accident data and all that determined my street can’t make our left at certain times but the street across can snake their way across town just fine. The 2 streets on either side of mine are just fine to left turn from, they don’t have the offset intersection. Nobody gets pulled over for the turn either but I’m sure if you caused an accident you would get an extra citation.

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

Also, kids on their way to school

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 65 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

7-9:30a Definitely speaks to it being rush-hour specific.

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's to try and prevent people from cutting through a neighborhood during rush hour. Common in more gridded cities.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Yes; also, I’ve seen it in more suburban areas, too, near a school as a way to protect the children from cars.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

If you bring it up, then it could end up in some bureaucratic limbo where nothing ever gets done. And then afterwards if you go to change it yourself they’ll figure it was you. So maybe easier just to change it yourself in the first place?

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Are people really praising this? I guess fuck the engineers who did a traffic study, and fuck the school children walking in that area from 7-7:30 I guess.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 93 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Just because a traffic engineer has qualifications doesn't necessarily guarantee they're not an asshole who is wrong and also sucks.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Title text is great

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

to be fair on traffic engineers timing lights we have verifiable proof that sometimes adding roads can actually increase taffic (and that removing them can decrease it) And this information is not always taken into account on a high level so they get stuck trying to fix an innately flawed system.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Or, hear me out, maybe the sign was just wrong. If they haven't catch up in almost a year that was probably the case.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 17 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Did you just invent a school zone to make an argument? What would the hypothetical civil engineers have to say after running countless hours of simulations on imagined children?

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Guy did this in LA, correctly noting a lane on the 110 that goes to the 5 North.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Did you know you can just rent a line painting tool and buy a high vis vest and hard hat?

You can just get all the things you need to make a bike lane.

Nobody will question you.

Be the change.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Unfortunately people just park on bike lanes, so there's no good damn point.

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 28 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Yeah, it's just life advice. No memes here

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

We have a road that goes under a bridge so that you can make a right to go east on a 4 lane road. People would sit at that corner waiting to go left and it caused massive backups. (Which made no sense, why go under the bridge then? Use a different corner and make a right to go west!). We asked the city to make it right turn only - they interpreted it slightly differently and thought we meant people were heading straight the wrong way up a one way, rather than turning to that corner, came and put a temporary sign. I went with one of my kids, wearing safety vests, and moved the temporary sign to the corner we wanted it at.

Later the city came and put the permanent sign where we had it, and ALSO changed the paint on the road to make it one way right at the corner and disallowed left turns INTO that corner, they just broadly said no left. Which is good. Nobody should be stopping at the bottom of a bridge to wait to make a left turn.

It's not like NOBODY does the left anymore, but there are not backups now because nobody is going to sit there waiting to go left, they get honked at.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

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[–] nyctre@piefed.social 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In all fairness, he's discussing stuff he'd done 13 years prior.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh shit, InfiniteRespect4757 just confessed to a crim on the Internet from years ago. We finally got em boys!"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

One of my favorite modern day quotes recently has been:

"People really do be using their free will out here."

[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

98% of the population believes everything they're told and obeys all the rules. It's that 2% you need to watch.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Looking to bulk order "pedestrian zone" and "cycles only" signs some time soon 👀

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 26 points 3 weeks ago

Now that's what I call first world anarchy

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

Remember that guy that made that highway exit sign in California? https://youtu.be/26-4oARwfF4

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I spent a weekend just filling all the potholes on my road. It wasn’t that expensive and it didn’t take long either. Turns out you can just do what you want

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