And Gargantuan Tim, who is impervious to physical harm
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Also Prodigal Tim, who costs one blue mana and two colorless mana, has one power and one toughness, and you can tap him to deal a single point of damage to a target creature or player
Also the fireball wizard some call...Tim
:holy-hand-grenade:
spoiler
That's where the nickname comes from:
https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Prodigal_Sorcerer#Nickname_and_etymology
That breaks the colour pie, smh
Color pie DEEZ NUTS
-- Sincerely, Revised Edition oldheads
then there's Pool Tim who wears that stupid beanie 24/7
Holy shit, this is NOT a bit post
Source is Project Gutenberg:
https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/46/pg46-images.html
Apparently Muppet's Christmas Carrol actually has more direct quotes from the book than most adaptions of the work. Some Dickens scholars have even praised it as being one of the best adaptations.
Costumers also note that the styles are very period-accurate
It's the most class conscious adaptation I've seen
The way it's written kinda looks like the Hogfather version of death interjecting.
I WANT TO BELIEVEFunnily enough it wasn't in the original manuscript but I believe he added it in the editing and printing step because publishers were worried it was too ambiguous, hence why it's somewhat snarky.
"So does Tiny Tim die?"
"No, he doesn't."
"Can you make that, I dunno, a bit more obvious to the read?"
"Okay, he did NOT DIE!"
The guy who sang "Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time"?
no, he quite famously did die
on stage
mid performance 
His doctors told him to stop playing the ukulele for like five minutes or he'd die, and he told all of them to go fuck themselves and ukuleled himself to death because that's the man he was
Oh shit
This just reminds me of SpongeBob.
Its even funnier, he forgot to make that clear up until.the finally draft so it was kinda shoved in