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[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I actually had to go lookup if JP was appointed press secretary. I fucking hate this timeline. CERN owes me a better timeline.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (4 children)

He's actually in no physical state to do that. He's been in the hospital for chronic mold exposure for like three months now.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The all [spoiler, animals] >!beef!< and salt diet probably didn't help matters either.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why you'd need to censor just the word there, but that's not how spoilers are formatted. You can click the little question mark in the toolbar for formatting help (or the exclamation point inside of a diamond to produce the spoiler formatting automatically).

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My app doesn't have it built in so I'll need to remember the syntax or load the browser.

Vegans have for sure consistently requested we spoiler images of animal flesh, dunno about casual food names for that.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think there's a big difference between a picture of animal flesh versus just saying the word "beef". For spoilers, the formatting is a little silly compared to the other formatting things, since you write:

::: sp*iler whatever you want to title it

Whatever it is

:::

But writing the word "spoiler" there, and you get:

whatever you want to title itWhatever it is

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

when i'm in a being hospitalized contest but my competition are jordan perterson and jair bolsonaro

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Doesn't stop anyone else.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I would love to see JP get appointed to the Trump cabinet and decide America's foreign policy based solely on whatever niche porn is filling up his social media.

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

Apparently Big Black Mold is being shoved down his throat. I learn something new everyday.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

"Up yours, woke journalists." starts crying

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

12 Rules for Slowly Transforming Into a Lobster

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

A watched pot never boils, but I'm doing my part to make sure it does.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I was recently in Albania. Go wash your penis in Albania you despicable neo-communist moralisers.