I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh
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Best latte milk
No. Macadamia butt milk is superior.
Ooooh (except for the butt part, what)
I love me some macadamia nuts
I tried to type nut, but my keyboard autocorrect kept changing it to but, so I decided to roll withit lol
That does make sense, and I should have been able to guess that by context, but it is much funnier this way
I have a butt, Greg. Can you milk me??
Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.
How do you find the oat nipples, let alone grasp them?
Oats are actually the nipples of a tiny cow.
Why do Americans give Santa cookies and milk? He's not 5 years old. Leave him a glass of water, and a couple of ibuprofen. He's not feeling great after every child in Britain left him a mince pie and an alcoholic beverage.
Ibuprofen and alcohol do not mix well. Well except you want totally get hammered
What? Drinking while taking ibuprofen just increases the risk of stomach bleeding and ulcers, it doesn't get you hammered.
....because a 5 year old leaving cognac and a biscotti might be a bit inappropriate ?
I always left him a glass of sherry and all the other kids I knew left either sherry or whiskey. It's tradition damn it!
The list of vegan crimes keeps mounting:
- This poster is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
- Vegans will lie to your face about how good oat milk is. (You made my coffee taste like porridge, you bastards!)
(/hj)
Yeah I like non dairy milks, especially soy and nutmilks, but oat milk is just watery oatmeal...
Vegans are annoying but oat milk is delicious you simple carrot stick. Like many ingredients they are not completely interchangeable.
Poster is awful though
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I like oatmilk for cereal, protein shakes, and sometimes breadmaking, but idk about coffee.
Listen I am the first to malign the vegans but oat milk is vastly superior to milk in every way you stale muffin.
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this has gotta be AI generated right? they really have no sense of shame at all
Doesn't look like ai so maybe they paid an artist
Something about it does seem a little off, like they missed a line when they traced the hand so it looks like his finger is broken, but I don't think it was AI...?
It looks like a composite. Like they did the main image with AI then touched up some areas or something. It really gives off the slop vibe but not fully.
Nope, I saw plenty of bad art before AI became a thing and this is 100% handmade. Not 100% original though, as the lines were clearly traced. You can actually tell the person who made it is fairly inexperienced in art because they used the airbrush for every single shadow and highlight, so being this anatomically correct on the lines would not be consistent if they weren't tracing.
Nobody has any frame of reference for AI, they don’t even know what old school digital art looked like apparently. It’s just anything that isn’t perfect or intentionally ugly must be AI.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an AI pillow shade.
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So is he still milking the elves or no?
Whether he milks the elves or vice versa depends on whether you sort by the hetero tag.
He quite famously doesn't like a little naughty
Are we all ignoring Mrs. I Love Fiber???
This is like those Onion comics. Like literally, this could be an Onion comic.
We stan a vegan king!
This sentence is the origin story of the Arxur in Nature Of Predators
why do i still see peta ads despite all the controversy?
Nut milk comes from male cows.
There’s a scene in the novel The Orphanmasters Son where the main character jerks off male cows to get enough calories to survive a North Korean camp. It broke my suspension of disbelief, tbh.
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