this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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Why is Hermione Granger in this picture?

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Her tits look just like my sister’s.

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I nearly made it through an entire holiday season without seeing those two, but I'm not even mad at you because it was inevitable really. 🫡

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He's her present this year!

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You have a talent. If I can't see the face I would never be able to pick out my GF's tits just by seeing her in a sweater

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But I would have to cross my arms to hold them the way the sweater suggests

[–] M137@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not if you do it from behind.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Her...please

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is someone's hands standing behind her and embracing her... ;)

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 1 week ago

Or she’s holding them herself.

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This is navaeh petty from Celina 52 truck stop, an AI page on social media. Sorry but shes 100% a made up character and doesn't exist :(

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"You're going to put someone's eye out!"