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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

It is not often that I legitimately believe im reading an onion headline only to find it is explicitly not the onion. Oof.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 hours ago

Hey Evangelical Zionists, Israel just attacked a Christmas celebration. The IDF just forcibly dispersed a group of Christians who were practicing their religion. This is outrageous, right?

We were outraged when the anti-Christian violence in Nigeria was brought up recently, so surely we are livid about this, right?

We should condemn Israel’s actions in the strongest possible terms, right? Sanctions might even be in order!

The White House needs to get out in front of this, to show our steadfast support of protecting Christian’s worldwide. The anti-Christian violence in the Middle East, committed by the Israeli state, must stop!

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 17 points 2 hours ago

And you will not hear a sound from the "war on Christmas" people

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 hours ago

Yeah. Israelis are gonna be pricks to ANY Arab.. Being Christian doesn't mean a thing to those goose-stepers.

Bigots gonna bigot.