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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Hey Evangelical Zionists, Israel just attacked a Christmas celebration. The IDF just forcibly dispersed a group of Christians who were practicing their religion. This is outrageous, right?

We were outraged when the anti-Christian violence in Nigeria was brought up recently, so surely we are livid about this, right?

We should condemn Israel’s actions in the strongest possible terms, right? Sanctions might even be in order!

The White House needs to get out in front of this, to show our steadfast support of protecting Christian’s worldwide. The anti-Christian violence in the Middle East, committed by the Israeli state, must stop!

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

Evangelical Zionists would have kicked out Mary and Joseph out of that manger cause they were poor brown immigrants.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Dang. I thought we had ‘em this time!