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Israeli forces detain Santa Clause in raid on Palestinian Christmas celebration (www.middleeasteye.net)
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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

They're still Arabs, so no.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Evangelical Christians when they find out where that Jesus guy was from:

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

Dang. I thought we had ‘em this time!