this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was honestly trying to accomplish the opposite, but you’re welcome anyway.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago

Well there's always next year, I believe in you!

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

Thank you Semi_Hemi_Demigod! Also your names fun to say out loud.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

2026 needs more wizard posting

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

I second this.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think you guys kept me insane but it was fun

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago

Ya filthy animal.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago

For hijinx reasons.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago

My favorite Home Alone trap is still when Beatrix opens the trailer's door and Budd just immediately blasts her with a shotgun.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

May future corn lady bless you with a bountiful crop!

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He never actually says that in the movie.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago

I know, but it's a bit of silly Christmas fun.