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I dont think I've lived this long in my previous lives and shit is gettin weird (lemmy.ml)
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[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Has kids = milf

No kids = not milf

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 14 points 3 weeks ago

Kids have kids = gilf

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He did the MILF math

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 weeks ago

He did the mother ILF

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did they stop becoming moms or something?

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

That's what I love about MILFs, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago

Current scale as of 2025

MILF: Millenial
Cougar: Gen-X
GILF: Boomer

[–] v0id@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

twinks > girls (sorry i'm gay)

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 20 points 3 weeks ago

never be sorry for who you are, unless you're Canadian

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Im not saying older ladies are weird. Me, im weird.

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Swap the M for a G and you buy a few more years.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I spent way too long trying to figure out what

Ig not saying older ladies are weird. Ge, ig weird.

was supposed to mean

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

But then suddenly, a few seconds later, without warning, MILFs feel inappropriately young for you ...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah that happened in my mid 20s. Now they're sometimes women a bit younger. I stand by though, mom bod is hot.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

that makes it better

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Just wait til they're too young for you.

[–] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Basically just my partner. Not weird?

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't get why this is a problem if you just find them attractive and not exotic.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

They're just ilfs now

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

Round here we don't say b#tches, we call 'em birds

Women are human beings, try speaking about them as such