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[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“New and improved”. How is it both?

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I don't see an issue with this, things can be an improvement over their previous version and they would be new on release.

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[–] psoul@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

How whip cream is keto because the serving size is 1/2 teaspoon (5mL) and it’s less than 1 calorie (1kcal).

LOL

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Keto is about carbohydrates, not calories. Whip cream (as long as you don't do it with sugar) is absolutely keto, it has almost no carbs, despite the high calorie and fat count, but those are supposedly irrelevant on keto diets.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Keto != Low calorie.

Generally it just means low carb as a marketing term. As a diet it's an asinine amount of fat and whipped cream fits that bill. Especially if you can find low sugar whipped cream.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Our roll of toilet paper is equivalent to 234 rolls of our competitor's toilet paper!!!1"

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
  • as compared to one standard economy roll last produced in 1967
[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 156 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Osprey@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

"Dust-free" cat litter.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Biodegradable

Where it just turns in to smaller and smaller pieces of plastic until it's tiny enough to enter your bloodstream

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[–] Fantabread@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does this look like a man who's had all he can eat?

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

PFAS-free. There is just another similar chemical in it that hasn't been regulated yet.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same with BPA free. There are like 200 chemicals in that family, BPA is just one, they just switched to another chemical.

[–] pahlimur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The BPA one is even funnier because it is used very often to coat metal food preservation containers. But thank jeebus we threw out all of those polycarbonate water bottles that contain basically zero BPA. Keep enjoying that canned chili though.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 113 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)
  • "Up to..." when used to describe things like internet speeds
  • "Wholesome" when used to describe food. Not really a lie, per se, but "wholesome" has absolutely no meaning when it comes to nutrition and just sounds good
  • "Zero calories" or 0 grams of [blank] in the nutrition information. The regulations let them round down if it's less than 1 ~~gram~~ standard unit of measurement for that item (edited from grams).
  • Any time you see "free" there's always at least an implied asterisk
[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago
  • "Zero calories" or 0 grams of [blank] in the nutrition information. The regulations let them round down if it's less than 1 ~~gram~~ standard unit of measurement for that item (edited from grams).

A particularly egregious example is TicTacs, which are labeled as having 0 calories despite being almost pure sugar. The practice is also very common with alternative sweeteners, which have fewer calories than regular sugar but far from 0.

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 days ago (7 children)

"24 hour odor protection" in deodorants.

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"Organic" produce, like there could possibly be another kind

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[–] flamiera@kbin.melroy.org 59 points 2 days ago (10 children)

"Up to"

It is a company's often-used and workaround way of saying "we're not promising you shit" right upfront. If an ISP decides to give you 20MBps and they say 'up to' 50? Guess what, you're getting that variable 20 - 35 at best connection, not the full 50 or even 49.

Any value that a company puts those two words up against, always expect you're getting lesser than advertised. It's a subtle sneaky bullshit lie that is right infront of your face.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"ethically sourced," "free range" amongst others for meat and dairy products.

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[–] moody@lemmings.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No artificial flavors

"Natural" and "artificial" flavors are determined by how they're made/obtained, not by what the ingredient itself is. You can have the same ingredient labeled as either artificial or natural.

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[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 70 points 2 days ago (20 children)

Stainless steel. Because the common understanding of stainless is not what the stainless in stainless steel means.

Organic foods. Obviously this varies by location, but there are no universally standardized and enforced definitions of what it means to be organic that it comes close to being meaningless. You'd be surprised at what "organic" growers can get away with.

Genuine leather. It's so misleading it's pretty easy to argue that it's essentially a lie.

20% off. When it's the same cost as it was last month, you just upped the price, then put it on sale, so that in the end it evens out.

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[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

We VALUE your privacy, by selling your info to our 2,569 partners.

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