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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 71 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Shit, is ploughing a girl less environmentally friendly?

I guess there's a serious risk of a baby which is like the least environmentally friendly thing possible

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's why I had a vasectomy

There's no way for me to get a femboy preggers

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 14 points 4 months ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

There are at least two things wrong with your statement.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't think any part of that statement was incorrect

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

It's important to note that I said "wrong," not "incorrect."

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are you trying to kink-shame me?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 4 months ago

Kind of depends on context, purpose, & objective but they'll say right, defenition and then frame "truth."

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago

Sounds like you need to brush up on your double-negative rules then!

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

Wrong hole, no risk really.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Depends. There's a a chance of equivalence in methane expulsion, but it depends on the diet...

And the through that is plowed

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago
[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The main problem is that, not ploughing increases the need for pesticides, currently around 8% of energy used and reduces yield. While not ploughing increasing requiring 3x the pesticides might not be the case, a 20% reduction in yield seems plausible.

The main energy consumption in farming is fertilizer at around 50%, but more importantly half the emissions are related to animal agriculture. Cutting back on that would actually make a difference.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago

and moving away from monoculture mass farming would remove the need for fertilizer. There are many solutions that capitalism doesn't want.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe you could save the emissions from animal agriculture. Most animal ag is on land that isn't suitable for growing crops, if it was ended, the land would become useless and left to go wild where it would support just as many just as polluting animals, but with no possibility of treating the pollution problem as no one would be managing the wild animals

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

I don't believe you could save the emissions from animal agriculture.

The easiest is to stop converting more land to animals use.

Most animal ag is on land that isn't suitable for growing crops,

But 6% of global emissions are from feeding crops to animals.

if it was ended, the land would become useless

Aside from reducing our emissions by 16%, meaning it would be about as useful as removing all emissions from the transport sector.

and left to go wild where it would support just as many just as polluting animals,

Laughable, but if if it where true it could easily be solved with reintroducing predators and rewilding the artificial grass lands.

but with no possibility of treating the pollution problem as no one would be managing the wild animals

What is more polluting? Animals shiting in the forrest every day at a different place or month worth of stored manure deposited on one field in a day, with barely any plant at the moment? Which of those will naturally break down and which will be washed into the ground water?

Where are the huge amounts of biomass fermenting into methane? Some swamps and every farm.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I… recognize that person

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't hold out on us. Drop a link. (If they are consensually posting content)

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

u/MaxHamster69 on reddit, their own account

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Bro has a nice cock

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

username checks out, i guess

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago

lol true I am envious

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

their music is awesome!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Top tier memes as always fossilesque. Thank you for making the fediverse a better place.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

Luv u 2. 🥰

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 12 points 4 months ago

With pleasure, is there like an application process or

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

15-20% of CO2 emissions? From what? What are you trying to say? Use your words.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

I had the same question a few hours ago, but I found some science.
Tldr: 30% of energy use is in diesel, and about half of that is for tilling fields.

Rant:
Note that this is energy use, so only CO2 emissions are counted, while methan is ignored. If we stopped farming animals, the effective emissions of the sector would be cut in half. Even if we are unwilling to change out diet, maybe we should look at reducing the amount of fertilizer instead.

[–] alottachairs@beehaw.org 4 points 4 months ago

I was going to do that anyway

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't gliding be faster?