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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 71 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Shit, is ploughing a girl less environmentally friendly?

I guess there's a serious risk of a baby which is like the least environmentally friendly thing possible

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's why I had a vasectomy

There's no way for me to get a femboy preggers

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There are at least two things wrong with your statement.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think any part of that statement was incorrect

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

It's important to note that I said "wrong," not "incorrect."

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you trying to kink-shame me?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 weeks ago

Kind of depends on context, purpose, & objective but they'll say right, defenition and then frame "truth."

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you need to brush up on your double-negative rules then!

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

Wrong hole, no risk really.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Depends. There's a a chance of equivalence in methane expulsion, but it depends on the diet...

And the through that is plowed

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 50 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

But where do I find a femboy to plough?

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Look for your local femboy hooters

[–] DarkAri@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Currently at work

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they're in the field

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Go on wplace and guess from the drawings where they live. Apparently it's full of femboys and furries where I live, but I haven't found any yet

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Somewhere in Texas there's a big Alstolfo mural and someone wrote "if you look like this, DM me" next to it

At least there was, this was a few months ago

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I… recognize that person

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't hold out on us. Drop a link. (If they are consensually posting content)

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

u/MaxHamster69 on reddit, their own account

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Bro has a nice cock

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

username checks out, i guess

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

lol true I am envious

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The main problem is that, not ploughing increases the need for pesticides, currently around 8% of energy used and reduces yield. While not ploughing increasing requiring 3x the pesticides might not be the case, a 20% reduction in yield seems plausible.

The main energy consumption in farming is fertilizer at around 50%, but more importantly half the emissions are related to animal agriculture. Cutting back on that would actually make a difference.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

and moving away from monoculture mass farming would remove the need for fertilizer. There are many solutions that capitalism doesn't want.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't believe you could save the emissions from animal agriculture. Most animal ag is on land that isn't suitable for growing crops, if it was ended, the land would become useless and left to go wild where it would support just as many just as polluting animals, but with no possibility of treating the pollution problem as no one would be managing the wild animals

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't believe you could save the emissions from animal agriculture.

The easiest is to stop converting more land to animals use.

Most animal ag is on land that isn't suitable for growing crops,

But 6% of global emissions are from feeding crops to animals.

if it was ended, the land would become useless

Aside from reducing our emissions by 16%, meaning it would be about as useful as removing all emissions from the transport sector.

and left to go wild where it would support just as many just as polluting animals,

Laughable, but if if it where true it could easily be solved with reintroducing predators and rewilding the artificial grass lands.

but with no possibility of treating the pollution problem as no one would be managing the wild animals

What is more polluting? Animals shiting in the forrest every day at a different place or month worth of stored manure deposited on one field in a day, with barely any plant at the moment? Which of those will naturally break down and which will be washed into the ground water?

Where are the huge amounts of biomass fermenting into methane? Some swamps and every farm.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

their music is awesome!

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Top tier memes as always fossilesque. Thank you for making the fediverse a better place.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Luv u 2. 🥰

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

With pleasure, is there like an application process or

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

15-20% of CO2 emissions? From what? What are you trying to say? Use your words.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I had the same question a few hours ago, but I found some science.
Tldr: 30% of energy use is in diesel, and about half of that is for tilling fields.

Rant:
Note that this is energy use, so only CO2 emissions are counted, while methan is ignored. If we stopped farming animals, the effective emissions of the sector would be cut in half. Even if we are unwilling to change out diet, maybe we should look at reducing the amount of fertilizer instead.

[–] alottachairs@beehaw.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

I was going to do that anyway

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't gliding be faster?