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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Dude, just play transistor

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 23 hours ago

But will you be using a dolphin to hack the Internet?

[–] benni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly sounds like it has great potential.

Repeating digits have been acknowledged.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nice tripdubs!

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

None of the heroes is a teenage girl who hacks the server, steals the oligarchs’ uploads and mods them into her copy of The Sims?

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Can't wait to remove the ladders from the pool Bezos is swimming in and then have Zucc bottom for the grim reaper to keep him from dying. Zucc is pregnant now. This happens every day. Elon is of course locked in the basement with all the babies.

[–] Skullkyn@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You can have him and the babies learn to paint to make income. Just all day painting, no sleeping maybe a corner bucket to shit in. They only eat when they finish a painting

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

This sounds like to makings of a good game. Make a game with all the billionaires are the characters that you play with but it's up to you on how to torture them. (Or teach them a better way) Pools with no ladders is the way.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Clone them, make them 50 years younger, change their genders, and then lock them in a basement with their current selves. To what limits can a narcissist abuse themselves

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

gotta give the people what they want, and the people crave boilerplate. they crave familiarity. that's why the force awakens was just a remake of a new hope. jar jar abrams just wanted to give the fans something they knew from their childhood, and, well, that wound up backfiring terribly, lmaooooo

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'd argue that people want to see pieces made out of passion, not out of "necessity" to satisfy anyone else but the author themself.

For me personally anything made without passion screams of mediocrity. So I'd worry about what i want to convey, what i want to see myself, or what would be most fun to create rather than what some abstract people "want", if i were you.

Also, no offence, but i genuinely don't understand why you're posting all of this the way you do, as in, posting it on 4chan, screenshotting, then posting it there. This idea of yours does not really correlate to the usual content of this community, nor lemmy has a particularily large audience. My question being only releavant only if you're the actual author, and all of that is not some kind of yet another million-layered post- meta- hyper- para- irony of course

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world -1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This idea of yours does not really correlate to the usual content of this community, nor lemmy has a particularily large audience.

as log as i don't get banned i seriously do not care

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

cool, but you haven't answered the question

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

for someone who wants to write a screenplay your reading comprehension is rather lacking :D

Whole last paragraph of my original comment implies a question. Let me be more direct.

The set of actions you've made so far is kinda odd and weirds me out, so i'm curious what are you trying to achieve through such strange means? You could've found the online communities that specialize on writing, express your ideas there, finding more engagement and reasonable ideas and critique. Instead, you're posting it here, of all places, where, well, you'd obviously find approval, but considering that billionaires are basically universally hated at this point, you'd find that much practically anywhere.

For instance, tumblr, for what i know, is the perfect place to share writing ideas, and in general, to find weirdos like yourself (speaking as a fellow weirdo). Bluesky also seems like that kind of place, but it's not quite suited for actual writing due to the per-post symbol limit.

Another question is, if you're passionate about this idea of yours, why share the idea, and not the implementation of said idea? As in, why share a screenshot from 4chan when you can draft your story, and then publish the first chapter, for instance? You won't start to be a writer until you start writing after all.

[–] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world -1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

you could’ve found the online communities that specialize on writing, express your ideas there, finding more engagement and reasonable ideas and critique.

a side of the effect of the autism is that i always forget who my audience is so i wind up posting tree algorithms in r/trees

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 hours ago

could you explain in what way is this tied to autism?

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Force Awakens wasn't the issue IMO, it's that the followup movies couldn't be arsed to do any coherency with the previous movies. What did they even think would happen if you switch to a different director for the second movie who wanted to do something else with the trilogy, and then just switch back? It's not even that the second was a bad followup to the first of the trilogy, it's that the third didn't really build on the second.

The third movie also had big issues that couldn't be explained by the director switch, though.

[–] How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Force Awakens wasn't the issue?! There has never been a movie that was a bigger issue for a franchise. It was so obviously just a shot for shot reskin of A New Hope even the executives noticed it. That's how we got to the errors with the second and third movies because The Force Awakens was so clearly garbage in writing and directing. If Abrams hadn't fucking goofed it so hard by playing it so safe and thinking so little of his audience then none of the following errors would have had to happened.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Meh. The first movie of the second trilogy had tons of issues, too, you can work with that kind of thing if there's at least a somewhat unified artistic vision - George Lucas had the standing and resources to pull through, JJ Abrams didn't.

And the suits fucked up, too - there wasn't much wrong with the second movie (compared to the first and third ones, anyway), yet they brought back the guy who supposedly fucked up the first movie.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago