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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

None of the heroes is a teenage girl who hacks the server, steals the oligarchs’ uploads and mods them into her copy of The Sims?

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Can't wait to remove the ladders from the pool Bezos is swimming in and then have Zucc bottom for the grim reaper to keep him from dying. Zucc is pregnant now. This happens every day. Elon is of course locked in the basement with all the babies.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

This sounds like to makings of a good game. Make a game with all the billionaires are the characters that you play with but it's up to you on how to torture them. (Or teach them a better way) Pools with no ladders is the way.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 14 hours ago

Clone them, make them 50 years younger, change their genders, and then lock them in a basement with their current selves. To what limits can a narcissist abuse themselves