Jingle all the way? In this economy
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I'm not feeling like jingling much at all if I'm being honest
I can't jingle the bell for you, but I can jingle you!

Are you telling me you don't like 1996 American Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way? Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? Co-starring Sinbad?
I don't even know you anymore.

It's even worse than that. I don't know how to tell you this... but
major revelations that might shatter your illusions about me
I don't think I ever saw that
Reported to the FBI for not being American enough
Well deserved tbh
It's barely 90 minutes and you get Hexbear's unofficial favorite actor, Phil Hartman, sleazing up the screen trying to get in Rita Wilson's pants. Arnold, Sinbad, and young Anakin are fine. Throw it on while cooking or doing laundry 🙂👍🏽
for readers wondering who Hexbear's official favorite actor is, it's Bob Odenkirk

Ok but have you seen the Arnold film where he gets pregnant and Danny DeVito delivers the baby?
I think the only ahnold films I've watched is the terminator series.
You should at least watch Predator and Total Recall imo.
Terminator 2 still holds up as one of the best action films of all time. The rest of the series, eh...
This is what the war on Christmas has reduced us to
Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to afford a Turboman for my kids. They better settle for a Naturally Aspirated Man instead
Jingle denial and cbt (christmas bauble torture)
Can’t jingle all the way anymore. Because of woke.
Used to be you either jingled or you jangled, and you've got people riding merrily along going jingle jangle jingle, or even worse saying jingling is a spectrum.
Typical contrarian centrist.
I'm about to jangle hold tight
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