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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Jingle all the way? In this economy

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

I'm not feeling like jingling much at all if I'm being honest

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are you telling me you don't like 1996 American Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way? Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? Co-starring Sinbad?

I don't even know you anymore.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's even worse than that. I don't know how to tell you this... but

major revelations that might shatter your illusions about meI don't think I ever saw that

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reported to the FBI for not being American enough

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Well deserved tbh

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ok but have you seen the Arnold film where he gets pregnant and Danny DeVito delivers the baby?

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I think the only ahnold films I've watched is the terminator series.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

You should at least watch Predator and Total Recall imo.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Terminator 2 still holds up as one of the best action films of all time. The rest of the series, eh...

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's barely 90 minutes and you get Hexbear's unofficial favorite actor, Phil Hartman, sleazing up the screen trying to get in Rita Wilson's pants. Arnold, Sinbad, and young Anakin are fine. Throw it on while cooking or doing laundry 🙂👍🏽

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

for readers wondering who Hexbear's official favorite actor is, it's Bob Odenkirk

saul-stare

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to afford a Turboman for my kids. They better settle for a Naturally Aspirated Man instead

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can't jingle the bell for you, but I can jingle you!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Jingle denial and cbt (christmas bauble torture)

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

This is what the war on Christmas has reduced us to

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Typical contrarian centrist.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I'm about to jangle hold tight

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can’t jingle all the way anymore. Because of woke.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Used to be you either jingled or you jangled, and you've got people riding merrily along going jingle jangle jingle, or even worse saying jingling is a spectrum.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

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