badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Are you telling me you don't like 1996 American Christmas classic, Jingle All The Way? Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? Co-starring Sinbad?
I don't even know you anymore.
It's even worse than that. I don't know how to tell you this... but
major revelations that might shatter your illusions about me
I don't think I ever saw thatReported to the FBI for not being American enough
Well deserved tbh
Ok but have you seen the Arnold film where he gets pregnant and Danny DeVito delivers the baby?
I think the only ahnold films I've watched is the terminator series.
You should at least watch Predator and Total Recall imo.
Terminator 2 still holds up as one of the best action films of all time. The rest of the series, eh...
It's barely 90 minutes and you get Hexbear's unofficial favorite actor, Phil Hartman, sleazing up the screen trying to get in Rita Wilson's pants. Arnold, Sinbad, and young Anakin are fine. Throw it on while cooking or doing laundry 🙂👍🏽
for readers wondering who Hexbear's official favorite actor is, it's Bob Odenkirk