this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago

Taking a scary car selfie from the backseat cuz you don't got a loicense

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Filming myself doing crimes, I am the paragon of aryan intelligence.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

I'm sure the Met Police will go arrest him any day now.

[–] Sphere@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Exif metadata? What's that?

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

reminds me of when i read about that one captain that was rescuing refugees and euros were flipping their shit and screaming about the cost. so they stopped that and created their own fleet to stop refugees and also just let them drown. and it ended up costing like 5x as much to do that

edit: to follow up of course they never stopped the later because it was never about the cost

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

needs an NSFW for uncircumcised prick

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Was the uncircumcised part necessary?

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

It's a compliment. He doesn't show us his entire face, it's naturally lubricated, didn't involve cosmetic surgery...

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I took that as a reference to the way the face covering looks.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

Fair point actually

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

well you gotta role the cowling down to see the full head, yeah.

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro you can't stop gambling for cs2 skins, how you gonna go outside and stop a boat?

[–] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

New kind of cs2 foreskin just dropped.

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Anglo-Saxons: Famous for their ability to stop boats from invading British shores.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

I swear on me mum bruv I'm 'ard got an airsoft m4 and a kitchy knife

[–] puppygirlpets@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

where are your parents little boy? do you know your mum's number so we can call her to come pick you up?

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

By the looks of it, she already has.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

21st Century Foreskin Man

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Mask looking like weepy clown eyes

Posting about menacing boats while sitting in a land vehicle

Day’s Volt, guys!

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Anglo spotted

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Does the average limoid think britain is on the mediterannean?

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

The internet tough guy epidemic and its consequences…

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Bro thought he was cookin