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It's corn man

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OK so I was at work and stuff, how did the corn happen ? Who the heck started it ?

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I did with this post I think. It sorta took off on it's own.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Like most great history, this was an oppsie daisy

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We commented this simultaneously on different threads...

[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I've seen this meme in the past as well.

I have never felt so present.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 5 points 2 days ago

Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I don't remember meming any corm

Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A night in shiny, yellow corn. I too would like to stop seeing news + politics here. Appreciate this, hopefully it gets the message across.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Seems to be working...

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 39 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Please, no US news and politics please

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Please, no ~~US~~ news and politics please

FTFY

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, reposting shit posts is just lazy

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We'll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 2 days ago

Fuuuuuuck I hate how hard this made me laugh... It's just barely hyperbolic, hahahaha

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works -2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Don't know if this is serious or not but maybe y'all shouldn't have voted in this person who said they were going to do these things before they were voted in.

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 17 points 3 days ago

Sadly it's real. Tylenol attacks are an almost daily occurence.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok. Only 30% of us voted for him.

Is that better?

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only 30% voted against him.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well the children who can't vote don't seem to like him that much

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago

Right. Only 30% of eligible voters voted for him.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

But I need to learn about how Donald Trump is going to jail!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Agreed there are a few folks here completely ruining this comm with US politics

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Hey, it’s hard to distinguish US press releases from regular shit posts

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.

[–] loonsun@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

God bless, fighting the good fight

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imma start posting nothing but news here to troll because then they would also be true shitposts.

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You have it backwards my droog, this uprising is approaching the threshold where it becomes a newsworthy event.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

This post is news in like half of US states

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Eating corn isn’t saying goodbye. It’s saying see you later.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

Fuck now my insecurities hit me hard. Did I do something not shit enough?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 3 days ago

Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this dude about to flash me

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sex offender vibes for sure

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Nice corn stache

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

Corn Flanders.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

People from other countries everyday

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 3 days ago

"This time... will be different!!"

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just chop chives. At least then there's context.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're not supposed to admit that you lurk on that site

Fuck, touche