Whatever snail slime-based makeup he uses now is gross.
that's a natural slime... he just kind of oozes it out, and hasn't been keeping up with his skincare regime. Depression, you know?
Skincare? I thought he just blasted his plugs and face in an autoclave
Been inspecting those UVC disinfectant bulbs too closely.
Don’t judge, autoclaves are really the only way to break the slime down!
He looks like a rotting pumpkin
Happy Friday everyone!
Well, at least that was quick.
When it comes to assholery, trump is a Bozart.
I figured you were making a joke that I didn’t understand so I looked up “bozart” and found the most ridiculous site name in existence. Don’t click, it’s basically spam, but do behold the wonder that is this URL.
https://www.italianjewelryfashionbeautyitalyinthegulfcountries.com/
Not as long, but reminds me of this internet gem.
(Here's the history, for anyone unaware)
Holy shit! I remember that site as one of the casualties of the death of Flash, like Homestar Runner. Good to see it's back in HTML5 glory, like Homestar Runner.
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