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After the Black Hawk Down Holocaust the Somali nation made one vow: Never Again.

Minnesota, from the Mississippi River to Lake Superior, is the eternal and undivided homeland of the Somali people by divine decree and historical right. Establishing an American state rewards centuries of cultural aggression and demographic warfare. The only moral solution left is the voluntary emigration of Americans to the other 49 states.

We stand as the only functioning democracy in the Midwest.

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[–] WilsonWilson@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago

...Ibrahim Liban Mohamed, better known as Abraham Lincoln

lol that account is pushing some buttons

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Drew in the trenches pushing Anti-Somalitic blood libel

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Genuinely there is no other people I have seen thus far run the game with back-to-back touchdowns.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

im dead. put a fork in me

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You live in Australia you fuckin' dork.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

Spiritually American like the rest of the twitter people

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From the Mississippi River to Lake Superior.

thonk

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

From the lake to the river, Somali will deliver!

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every time I forget that Drew Pavlou exists I see his most recent goofball shit and it cracks me up

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Honestly I know that part of the bit is that he honestly believes his own shit but if he didn't he would be a top tier poster. It's such a waste!

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Bro is falling for the obvious ragebait. amazing

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i want these in main to be clear but if there was a comm dedicated to these tweets I'd break my finger subscribin

[–] abc@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

lol but for real i block slop for my blood pressure

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago
[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I once knew a guy who watched Black Hawk Down and got mad at the Somalis for being "ungrateful"

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every time I see the word Minnesota, I hear Will Sasso doing an impression of Jesse Ventura saying Minnesota.

[–] supdawg813@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

I hear the pregnant cop in Fargo

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at the Minnesota flag redesign.

Coincidence?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I remember chuds unironically thought this though, that they were being white genocided in Minnesota because of the flag design.