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[–] li-ke354@thebrainbin.org 3 points 1 day ago

Since it likes you so much, you can adopt it.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 125 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's not a stray cat. That's your cat now. You've been chosen. Conrats.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 89 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Thanks! Cat distribution system is working.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wish but sadly no. This happened far from my home.

[–] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That poor cat is gonna have to hitchhike so far just to get to your front door now!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Heh, made me smile. Thank you. :3

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I kinda wish I had been chosen by a stray, instead I went to a shelter and let one of the cats there choose me so I guess it's close enough.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My last cat I entered the room at the shelter and she instantly jumped on me and climbed me, the cat distribution system knows, I miss her so much

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Haha. The precious girl I ended up with bamboozled me a bit. I picked her up at the shelter and she clinged to me and started purring, then when I got her home I found out she can't stand being held. She's a smart one though, I love her.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago

I've done that. I've gone to rescues and adopted a cat. I've gone to animal controls. I've foster failed. There's no bad way to get chosen by a cat. But yeah, getting chosen by a stray on the street has got to be a really special feeling.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

That's also fine! It's a smaller pool but still a cat chooses you.

This has to be Istanbul. It's a stray in the best possible city in the world to be a stray cat in.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 32 points 3 days ago

How did you not take him home!? You were fated to meet him, he chose you! Go back!!!

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 12 points 3 days ago

Take her to your home

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

His name is Johan. You are his human now. You may call him Joey or “yoyo” or many other familiar terms of endearment (assuming you are familiar with the European soft ‘j’ sound. 🪀)

You must feed him nutritious and delicious meals, give him affection and love and reverence, and do his every bidding. This is the will of our (sectarian cat over-)lord. I wish you a happpy and harmonious life together. I now pronounce you Johan, and “Johan-adjacent, subservient sycophantic lackey”. You may now scoop his litter.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just saying, we have a cat living in our own house who is not that friendly...

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You have to learn cat language.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh, we know, and we've tried. Since we've been married, this little one is our 9th cat, and I've never seen or had one so resistant to being touched.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago

Not this time but close enough, still in Turkey.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, it's not Constantinople.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey now! Why spreading all the Turks business?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

People just liked it better that WAY!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

Omg I'm so jealous!!

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

What a little sweetie!

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What a little sweetheart. I love tabbies.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Tabbies are my favourite too!

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

very cool face

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I too scare 2 touch strangers even when they’re at cutest

Any paranoid people in this community, no just me OK nvm

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I try to touch every cat even when I know they're not nice. Occasionally getting scratched or bitten, which only happens extremely rarely, is completely worth all the extra cat cuddles I get to have. Kitties are life.