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[–] msage@programming.dev 305 points 3 months ago (10 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 171 points 3 months ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 135 points 3 months ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 3 months ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 77 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 248 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Hurwitz also claimed that Holocaust education was “confusing” young people into sympathizing with “weak, skinny Palestinians” instead of “powerful Israelis.”

What. The. Fuck.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 105 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah, it's so weird to sympathise with people who are being starved 🙄

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[–] Unquote0270@programming.dev 28 points 3 months ago

That is another level.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 175 points 3 months ago (36 children)

Hey Hillary, do you know what I’d like to hear from you?

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. You fucking lost to the fascist the first time around and paved the way for his ascent to power. You are a HUGE fucking factor in how we got to where we are now.

[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

She is a fascist herself who led the unilateral intervention on Libya that lead to the unnecessary deaths of 50k people in a civil war that didn't need to happen, architected the pivot to Asia which will lead to WW3, and "promoted" LGBT rights internationally in a way that got LGBT people thrown under the bus world wide as a side effect of resisting American imperial power.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I've said it all through out her run in 2016.

Shes not a democrat.

Shes not a liberal.

Shes just a Republican in a blue coat.

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 127 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, it couldn't be the UN-confirmed genocide, nor the IDF-sanctioned videos of complete devastation, nor the steady wash of articles from journalists with decades of experience confirming utterly inhumane practices around aid distribution, rules of engagement and civilian deaths. Couldn't be.

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

UN-confirmed

In case anyone misread that, they mean the United Nations (UN) confirmed it.

Yes, it's a genocide. Genocide is bad. It's not that fucking complicated.

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[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 112 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Right, totally made up.

What an insane thing to say.

Edit: bottom of the screenshot showing how many have been killed since the “ceasefire.”

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think the "theory" is supposed to be that the stuff about it that makes Israel look bad is what's supposedly totally made up. Like "Oh those dozen videos of IDF soldiers playing a game to see who could snipe the most children in the genitals? That's not real. Those were Hamas fighters. If you dumb kids knew the whole story you would agree with us adults in the room that Israel is in the right here."

Still fucking psychotic, just a different flavor of psychotic.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 110 points 3 months ago

And you wonder why you lost the fucking presidency. Right wing piece of shit

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 93 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure Hillary, now let’s get you back to your room.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 56 points 3 months ago

But Don and Bubba are already in there

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 91 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Hillary Clinton is why Donald Trump is president today. Her incompetence and evil led to Trump's ascendancy.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 31 points 3 months ago

In the US, democrats are considered the left/middle of the political spectrum.

In the rest of the world, Democrats are considered right wing.

This is some right wing shit.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Woman who was best friends with Kissenger loves war crimes.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"It’s a lot of young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand."

Oh they understand. That's why they're so unhappy. But, this is exactly the take I expect from one of the most out-of-touch people on the planet.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 66 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 63 points 3 months ago (5 children)

This stupid, evil piece of shit. There are people all over the place trying to combat voter apathy and get them to the ballot to at least try to staunch the worst, and there she goes pouring more oil on the fires of defeatism.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just. Go. Away.

Ffs shouldn’t you be hiding in a bunker with Bubba by now?

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[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 58 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The politicians in this country are completely out of touch with reality.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How much could a banana cost, Michael? $10?

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[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

Wish she would Pokemon Go to a nursing home already.

[–] FE80@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Democratic party chose to lose to Trump with Clinton, instead of win with Bernie Sanders.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 months ago

There's a reason you lost to Trump, hilary.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Jesus fucking Christ all you have to do is shut the fuck up

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Why don't you Pokémon Go fuck yourself

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

it was very difficult because they did not know history

Yea because the average Israeli knows so much about the founding of their country. Who are the people who have been fed biblical propaganda all their entire lives?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

I've found that the more you know of the actual history of Israel, the more fucked up it all seems.

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[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Of course she did. She's a piece of shit. No part of me is surprised.

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[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

61 million tons of rubble was just made up. It's all styrofoam brought there by Iran.

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[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It would cost her zero dollars to shut the fuck up.

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[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 months ago (6 children)
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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago

Clintons, Bushs, Trumps, fuck these dynastys of POS. We need a social and political revolution right now.

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Remember, this is the woman that wanted to ruin Rockstar over the Hot Coffee controversy

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The article is from December 2nd, though maybe the conference is from much earlier, so barring that... The fucking UN said on September 16th that "Israel has committed genocide in the Gaza Strip." It's absolutely infuriating that people are still viewing this as something controversial or debatable. I was naively hoping that once the UN used the big G word (genocide) that more moderate politicians (being incredibly generous calling them moderate) would finally start acting like it's a genocide.

Source: https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2025/09/israel-has-committed-genocide-gaza-strip-un-commission-finds

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OK, isn't this literally a conspiracy pushed by far right Israeli politicians who openly call for the genocide of the Palestinians?

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Hillary Clinton. Was she ever “in touch” with the world, or has she always been this way?

I long for the day to see AIPAC dismantled. The tide will turn, eventually.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Really, "fake news?" You know who you sound like, right?

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (14 children)

Genocide denial in the face of obvious genocide is genocide support.

Clinton remains the de facto head of the centrist wing of the party, and she's telling everyone the only thing they've ever been about.

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